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Edited by Fred-9:
4/22/2020 4:40:13 PM
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The Bank is offering a prime interest Loan for all those affected by the UwU virus
The Bank of Offtopic is offering a 1 time loan of 20,000 chickens and 10 goats with no annuity and no servicing fee, at a reasonable 9.9% interest rate
You make no payments for the first 5 months!!!!
[spoiler]after 5 months loan goes into repayment, customer is responsible for making payments on time and in full, The Bank reserves the right to raise interest rates on delinquent accounts, late fees and adminsitrative fees will also be applied in this case[/spoiler]
Don't wait... Call The Bank of Offtopic... We're here for you!
*Subject to [url=https://i.chzbgr.com/full/7174647040/hC429AABD/sorry-your-loan-application-has-beendenied]credit approval[/url].
Please dial [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0]9[/url] for the complaints and customer service department, if you have any questions. :)
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I just realized that since the speed of time fluctuations in the Twilight Valley then it could be largely slowed to say ~5 days a day and turn a 9.9% interest rate yearly into the same rate every five relative years. [spoiler]stonks[/spoiler]
