Breaking news... "Heysus a local to the Nazereth area has been admitted to the EMMS Nazereth Hospital earlier this morning complaining of severe chest pains and bouts with Diarrhea... It is well reported from close family members that Heysus ate all their jelly beans and gefelite fish, even as family members warned such a cocktail would result in conflict.... As the World celebrates the Easter and Passover holidays it is reported that Heysus felt large spells of guilt resulting in his apperant overeating and depression. More after the break..."