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Edited by DarkShadow5300:
4/6/2020 9:03:35 PM
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*I see the figure moving towards the cemetery*
“What in the world is that?? It looks just like my old Friend!”
*Darkness my old Friend appears*
“Darkness...you need to see this.”
*Darkness looks at the figure with a pair of strange, shadowy binoculars*
“What do you think it is?”
*After a few moments, Darkness lowers his binoculars and begins to speak*
[i]”Welp...I’m not going to sugarcoat it, this is pretty bad news.”[/i]
“What’s going to happen??”
[i]”Well, to sum it up, you’re probably going to die.”[/i]
“[b]DIE?![/b]”
[i]”Yep. But hey! It’s like I always say, at least when you’re dead you won’t have to suffer through another lonely Valentine’s Day, am I right??”[/i]
*I just give Darkness a long, hard stare*
[i]”Ok! Ok! Fine, I’ll go and see if I can stop these Blood Wardens that are about rise and destroy all of Offtopic.”[/i]
*A giant scythe materializes in Darkness’s shadowy hand, and then he begrudgingly goes to the cemetery*
English
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[i]Sitri hovered towards the cemetery, floating a few inches off the ground. Behind him flew another demented figure, its body twisted in grotesque ways. As they got closer to the cemetery, Sitri disappeared into the fog and a few more figures fell down from the surrounding walls. These humanoid creatures picked themselves up and appeared to be shuffling their feet in a disturbing fashion, almost like zombies. [/i]
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*Darkness comes to the gate of the cemetery* [i]”Go back to the shadow!”[/i] *He holds up his scythe vertically with two hands* [i]”[b]YOU...SHALL NOT...PASS!![/b]”[/i]
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[i]The distorted figures began running at break neck speeds towards Darkness, their limbs twisting and turning in ways that seemed unnatural for a human.[/i]
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Edited by DarkShadow5300: 4/8/2020 3:30:50 AM*I see Darkness charging towards the creatures from the window of the random house that I broke into for shelter* “Oh dear...this is bad... I hope Darkness will be ok...” *Darkness goes up to one of the creatures and picks it up by the neck* [i]”I don’t know what you are, why you’re here, or what you doing, but I have something to tell you, and I want you to listen. [b]Get lost you miserable little-[/b] Gaahhh!!”[/i] *The the rest of the creatures begin to pile up on Darkness and maul him* *I open the window* “Darkness! Get up!! Use your your powers! Do something!! I know! Burn them with your Flames of Shadow!! No, make a Black Hole of Blackness!!!” *A black hole suddenly appears in the air which sucks up all of the creatures that were mauling Darkness, but Darkness is also pulled into the black hole, and then it disappears* “Oh crap. What have I done.”
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[i]Akuma and Sitri exchanged a confused glance at each other and then looked back at where Darkness once was. [/i] “On with the ritual, I suppose?” [i]Sitri raised his hands out in front of him and began speaking in tongues.[/i]
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Edited by DarkShadow5300: 4/8/2020 2:24:03 PM*Suddenly, a Shadow Rift opens and Darkness awkwardly walks out, almost stumbling to the ground. Leaning on his scythe, he holds up a shadowy finger as he catches his breath, and then he speaks* (Panting) [i]”Ok! That’s enough! Who exactly are you guys, and why do you want to destroy Offtopic? Is there anything that I could get you to make you go back to your mother’s basement? Eh?”[/i]
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“Escastios mesona FORTUNA!” [i]From begins Darkness rose a skeleton from the crypt. As Sitri continued to speak, more and more of the body appeared to reform from the bones.[/i]
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“What makesssss you think we’re going to ssssstop here?” [i]Akuma asked. Sitri continued to chant and the figure continued to form until finally a female body was created. Sitri lowered his arms and the body fell into the grass below.[/i]
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*As I cower behind Darkness with my eyes closed I ask him to tell me what’s happening* [i]”It looks like...they made a...woman?”[/i]
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Edited by DarkShadow5300: 4/9/2020 12:44:32 AM*After finally mustering enough courage, I run over to the cemetery* “Look you guys! You don’t want to destroy Offtopic! It’s the toxic Destiny 2 section that needs to be annihilated!!” *As soon as I finish talking I jump behind Darkness, cowering in a fetal position*
