[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1InGCesG_8]THE OPENING BELL RINGS[/url] At an opening price of 30,000 SHITPOST dominates the market, with little visible competition at the moment. Trends say this Stonk has the most to lose. STORIES maintains steady growth with an op of 12,000 WEEB remains volatile and speculative, but slated for further growth at 7,000 RP shows signs of volatility, stonks have massive potential growth but involves high risk GAMING starts low aftermarket at 5,000 Bulls say: Buy, Bears say: Sell WHOLESOME remains steady and the longest term investment for retirement funds and savings at 5,000 TROLL remains in the highly speculative realm of 1,000 [quote]Market Data will be passed on to the investor at request. showing interest in a Stonk will cause it's value to rise. You can choose to buy a call on or Short a Stonk if you think the value will go up or down depending on market conditions. Buying a Call means you expect the Stonk to go up Shorting means you expect the Stonk to go down. WARNING: THIS IS NOT HOW THE ACTUAL STOCK MARKET WORKS IRL. If you make a correct Call, or Short, you must contact the Bank for your reward The Reward for making a correct Call or Short, is an honorable mention in the Market news Any claims of correct CALLS or SHORTS will be verified by the Bank THE STONK EXCHANGE WILL CLOSE AT 4 PM Stocks are a good method of gauging public investor opinion of a company, so here is a public STONK market to show all users where the "money" in Offtopic lies EDIT: CLARIFICATION ON CALLS AND SHORTS- CALLS and SHORTS can only be made based on the previous days Stonk performance. because there is no previous data to go on CALLS and SHORTS are not being sold today. EDIT 2: Voting for a Stonk(buy), causes the value of the Stonk to rise, change your vote(sell) is akin to selling Stonk, and will cause the value to fall. EDIT 3: a correct call or short will be tallied after 3 trading days. [/quote] FLASH: UPDATE: experts predict big PP energy for STORIES