[b]**I realize that this TWAB will soon go away to be replaced by another. I also realize that I saved this. And, furthermore, I also realize that you should lookout for the next TWAB because the third and final verse will be added. So.. Please... Won't you... Be my guest?**[/b]
[b][i]Updated with second verse! Enjoy![/i][/b]
Be.. Our.. Guest!
Be our guest!
To this horrid, f***ing mess!
Like a noose around your neck, gamer,
It's far from good or best!
Servers poor
But Tess' store
Why, it's always open doors!
Buy the silver, we'll provide you
More content although we lie, too.
Ornaments
Each ten bucks
And we milk you all like schmucks!
Yes, it's an absolutely ceaseless money pit!
Come on, it's all reskinned content
But you just can't take the hint!
Be our guest
To this mess
Buy from Tess!
***
Disconnected
NEWT and BEETLE
Pretty sure that's the third WEASEL
But you're loading in the Tower.. Wait!
It crashed! That's quite deceitful.
Destinations
Pretty bland
But, hey, our skyboxes look grand!
Still, the players are complaining
But our forums? Entertaining.
Game's a joke
A dirty trick
But to your wallets, we will stick.
It's just the worst of sour tastes that you can get!
YouTubers and streamers
We'll follow like lemurs!
So, be our guest
To a mess
Of a game that causes stress!
Be our guest!
To this mess!
Buy from Tess!
English
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You better save those lyrics on a text file
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Already done. With all four verses. :)
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Never bought a dime of silver. Never will.
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Sign this guy (gender non-specific) up!! Those are some award winning lyrics, intimately reflecting the inner machinations of bungie and player experience alike. -blam!-ing poetry!!
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There's more coming. ;)
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🤣🤣 Brilliant You're my hero, someone give this man the internet!!!
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Absolutely great. Makes for a better read than that shite TWAB too.
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Alright. Confession time. I said that I would post this song with a third and final verse in the next TWAB. But that's not happening anymore. Because it will have four, full verses instead.
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[i]Third and final verse to be added to the next TWAB. See you there.[/i]
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Addition is fantastic 👍 great job.
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Good stuff man! Nice job
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Luke Smith to record a video of himself singing that song... be the most useful thing in D2 he has done to date.
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Absolutely brilliant. N truth in every lyric lol
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Now we just need it converted into a video with sound and then I can watch it for the next 69 days instead of playing this flat game
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Best content of the season by far!
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It it depressingly true 🤷
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Realized I missed a line in my original but quickly came up with a perfect fit. "Yes, it's an absolutely ceaseless money pit!"
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Updated! New verse! Enjoy!
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Soooooo... I might do a second verse to this. >.> <.< ^.~
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You, sir, are more of a god than Oryx.
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As a song writer, this seriously was really good :) I got a good chuckle out of it. Great work my friend.
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Servers are trash Then there’s Shaxx With his girly armor stash
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This man really made the beauty and the beast song into a destiny meme😂💀
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Perfection
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Edited by Oji1211: 4/6/2020 11:47:27 PMYou’re a LEGEND!!! Let’s make this viral.