[i]A short, humanoid figure with white wings and scales descends on the church tower. His yellow eyes pierce the fog, and green energy seems to flow from his palms.[/i]
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[i]He shouts his taunts, and a dull roar comes from the woods and the two bridges.[/i]
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"Ah nah. Ain't nobody feastin' on my mind today son" I jetpack into the air towards the boss
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[i]A green tornado has begun to encircle the village, and the guards take cover indoors. ZyOwOth has taken to the skies, summoning undead from within a green sphere surrounding him. Zy sees you, and sends a tendril of vines at you from his hand![/i]
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I lift my arm and use my flamethrower to try and burn the vines away
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[i]The vines are strengthened by the flames, and grow thicker! [/i]
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"Scrap metal!" I try and fly to the side as I stop shooting fire
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[i]You dodge to the side, and Zy scowls, his hands burning with green flames. He draws a sword of green energy, summons a handful of assorted undead, then charges at you![/i]
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"Let's go" I jet forward, swinging my hammer at him
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[i]He stops mid air with his wings, and your attack bounces off the shield. Seizing the opportunity as you reel, he swings at your mid section.[/i]
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I activate my shield to try and stop the swing
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[i]Your shield blocks his swing in time, and he follows up with 2 more strikes.[/i]
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I try to kick him in the stomach to create distance
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[i]Your kick hits his shield, sending him back. He swings, but misses.[/i] (For reference, his blade can pass through his shield. he knows the distance well enough not to stick his wrist out of the shield when fighting)
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[spoiler]oh dang[/spoiler] I fly straight at him to try and break his shield through sheer force
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[i]He laughs, and brings his sword down as you charge. it glances off the beskaar, but gets you off target.[/i] "What's wOwOng? Scawed?"
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"Scared? No, but I'm getting a little mad" I swing back on target and use my freeze ray on him
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[i]The shield takes heavy damage, and cracks begin to appear across it. Zy growls, and closes the gap, sword raised high[/i]
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I try and kick off of his shield as I keep using my freeze ray
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[i]Your kick goes short, and he comes down with a blow on your arm. [/i] [spoiler]Do you want to roll your own dice? I’m not rolling very well rn[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]sure[/spoiler] He hits and I go spinning away. I fly back, pulling out my backup freeze ray and shooting it at him
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[i]Combined with Blaze’s electric spear, his shield shatters. Zy retreats to the ruined church bell tower, and is fighting Dal on the roof[/i]
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I fly towards him
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[i]The church roof caves in, and Zy falls into the center aisle. It’s raining acid now, and Shub the ogre stands the front of the church. Blaze and Geodude are taking shelter in nearby houses. [/i]
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I dive down to slam my fists into him
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[i]As he picks himself up, you slam him into the ground. [/i]
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I swing my fist at him again, trying to keep him on the ground