[i]A short, humanoid figure with white wings and scales descends on the church tower. His yellow eyes pierce the fog, and green energy seems to flow from his palms.[/i]
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[i]He shouts his taunts, and a dull roar comes from the woods and the two bridges.[/i]
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“The heck? I’m pretty sure that’s not our future, but I’ll have to check later.” *Dal looks around to see if anyone’s been injured.*
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[i]No one has endured unharmed. The acid rain and tornado dissipate, and the undead fall to ashes. Congrats, you saved Ulmo! For now....[/i]
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“Alright! Now I need to eat something, I used a lot of stamina in that fight.” *Dal heads out to go and get lunch!*
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Hah! Jokes on you, I don’t have a brain! [i]Cobalt drops out of his Prometheus, functioning as a mobile armory, and unveils his upgraded form. 9 feet tall, the bipedal robot has one vertical line for an eye, and clean white paint. He carries his Longsword, “Requisition”, and a Wingman Pistol [/i] [spoiler]If you’ve played the new Doom games, it’s Samuel Hayden[/spoiler]
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[i]Zy waves his hand, and three skeletons with vines covering them crawl out of the ground near you.[/i]
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[i]Cobalt fires a wingman shot at one of the skeletons head, and then swings his sword in a downward arc at the others [/i] [spoiler]If you remember from my sword story, the sword could posses people through nanites. For balancing reasons, I’ll probably have a total of 9 nanite “charges”[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Gotcha. These are undead being controlled by vines which are Poly tho, so I'm uncertain how to adjudicate this[/spoiler]
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Is it over or no?
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Not yet. Had to take a break, 'twas getting tired and hungry.
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Okay, count me in!
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[i] A green tornado has begun to encircle the village, and the guards take cover indoors. ZyOwOth has taken to the skies, summoning undead from within a green sphere surrounding him. [/i]
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I look around for allies in need of assistance.
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[i]A group of undead are attacking the church, where civilians are hiding out.[/i]
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I fire at the undead, not really trying to kill them, but to grab their attention.
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[i]Two skeletons branch off to fight you. Green vines support their frame, and they run at you with sharp vines drawn![/i]
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I fire at the closet one, backpedaling as I do so.
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[spoiler]What weapon are you using? Just making sure LOLth[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Primary- R-101 with gunrunner, speedloader, and an Hcog sight. Secondary- RE-45 with gunrunner and extra mags. Ordinance- Arc grenade or satchels. Anti-Titan- MGL with speedloader and extra mags. Titan- Uses all titans, but prefers Monarch or Ion, so I’ll be using those most of the time.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Thanks![/spoiler] [i]Your shots tear through the zombies, and they fall. However, the vines begin to regenerate, and the undead rise again![/i]
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I attempt to climb a nearby building using my jump kit to get out of their reach. [spoiler]The jump kit allows me to wallrun and double jump. I can keep wallrunning longer if I chain them together. In this case, I’m double jumping.[/spoiler]
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[i]You evade them, but they start to climb with their vines. [/i]
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I jump over them, dropping an arc grenade as I do so, and rush towards the church. [spoiler]The arc grenade stuns enemies, and is especially effective against electronics.[/spoiler]
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[i]The zombies are stunned for a few moments, then chase after you again! [/i]
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I look over my shoulder and fire at them with my RE-45, heading towards the church as I do so.
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[i]You get off some good shots, and approach the church. A mob of 12 or so are out here, as well as a zombie ogre. [/i]