THE OFFTOPIC STONK EXCHANGE IS NOW OPEN, Market Data will be passed on to the investor at request. showing interest in a Stonk will cause it's value to rise. You can choose to buy a call on or Short a Stonk if you think the value will go up or down depending on market conditions. Buying a Call means you expect the Stonk to go up Shorting means you expect the Stonk to go down. [spoiler]WARNING: THIS IS NOT HOW THE ACTUAL STOCK MARKET WORKS IRL.[/spoiler] If you make a correct Call, or Short, you must contact the Bank for your reward The Reward for making a correct Call or Short, is an honorable mention in the Market news Any claims of correct CALLS or SHORTS will be verified by the Bank THE STONK EXCHANGE WILL CLOSE AT 4 PM [spoiler]Stocks are a good method of gauging public investor opinion of a company, so here is a public STONK market to show all users where the "money" in Offtopic lies[/spoiler] EDIT: CLARIFICATION ON CALLS AND SHORTS- CALLS and SHORTS can only be made based on the previous days Stonk performance. because there is no previous data to go on CALLS and SHORTS are not being sold today. EDIT 2: Voting for a Stonk(buy), causes the value of the Stonk to rise, change your vote(sell) is akin to selling Stonk, and will cause the value to fall.