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Edited by Unseelie Nil: 2/13/2020 3:25:27 AM
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Priority Target: Niw (Eliminated!)

We have reason to believe the vile creature known as 'Niw' has nested within the Old Sewers deep beneath the city. Niw is a high priority target, by all accounts it is one of the Progenitors. Cutting off this head might help to end this infestation. Requesting all available fighters delve into the depths and exterminate whatever they find. [spoiler]Is Roleplay. Opening below, because why copypasta this under every comment?[/spoiler] It's dark, the walls are moist and covered in...webbing? You hear noises deeper in. Clicking, hissing, skittering... [b]Update: Boss Fight[/b] You arrive in a large chamber of marble columns and webbings. There are bonfires along the edges illuminating the area where petrified people stand frozen in terror. Also, Niw is along the wall. She has a large spider body with a female torso emerging where the head would be, covered in black scales with a mass of snakes upon her head. Edit: I have RETURNED! *Niw leaps down from the wall and draws a large blade of molten rock from the earth with one hand and creates a whip of fire in the other* "Let us end this game, little morsels!* [u] [b]Final Update[/b][/u] As the heroes push her into a corner, Niw, broken, bleeding, and exhausted, suddenly shrinks to an inch tall and is imprisoned within a gem. President Warlock Holmes then appears from thin air, picks up the gem, and admires the latest addition to his collection. The end? I guess?

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  • Edited by cinqueMento: 2/12/2020 11:22:31 PM
    [b]Bumpwe! Chiwdwen wiww awways be afwaid of the dawk, and men with minds sensitive to heweditawy impuwse wiww awways twembwe at the thought of the hidden and fathomwess wowwds of stwange wife which may puwsate in the guwfs beyond the staws, ow pwess hideouswy upon ouw own gwobe in unhowy dimensions which onwy the dead and the moonstwuck can gwimpse.[/b]

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    • QUELAAG! But less spicy.

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        So what I'm hearing is... A NIW HAS INHABITED THE SEWERS IN LEGO CITY!

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        • [quote]We have reason to believe the vile creature known as 'Niw' has nested within the Old Sewers deep beneath the city. Niw is a high priority target, by all accounts it is one of the Progenitors. Cutting off this head might help to end this infestation. Requesting all available fighters delve into the depths and exterminate whatever they find. [spoiler]Is Roleplay. Opening below, because why copypasta this under every comment?[/spoiler] It's dark, the walls are moist and covered in...webbing? You hear noises deeper in. Clicking, hissing, skittering... [b]Update: Boss Fight[/b] You arrive in a large chamber of marble columns and webbings. There are bonfires along the edges illuminating the area where petrified people stand frozen in terror. Also, Niw is along the wall. She has a large spider body with a female torso emerging where the head would be, covered in black scales with a mass of snakes upon her head. Edit: I have RETURNED! *Niw leaps down from the wall and draws a large blade of molten rock from the earth with one hand and creates a whip of fire in the other* "Let us end this game, little morsels!* [u] [b]Final Update[/b][/u] As the heroes push her into a corner, Niw, broken, bleeding, and exhausted, suddenly shrinks to an inch tall and is imprisoned within a gem. President Warlock Holmes then appears from thin air, picks up the gem, and admires the latest addition to his collection. The end? I guess?[/quote] $10 says Nil IRL is a cuddly wuddly actually legit nice person not the spider she portrays herself/ himself/ theyself as. [spoiler]Dont know why I CYA’ed there. Doesn’t seem like a Drive By thing to do, but I’m going with it.[/spoiler]

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          • YES!

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          • So.. Wait, are RP battles, like, collective? Not individual?

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            • And hopefully no one can escape. I’d be sad if I missed any exits. Wait I’ve been napping for the last few hours. So much for that looting spree I wanted...

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            • [spoiler]Can I get a progress report? IE: Who's fighting, health, that kinda Jazz.[/spoiler] [i]A Legion titan walks in the cavern, with a small detachment (Roughly 25) of Spectres.[/i]

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              • Edited by Liam_the_Censor: 2/12/2020 9:20:42 PM
                The Emperor descends into the dark, his lightsabers on his belt, ready for use.

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                • *Holmes leans against the wall sipping a cup of tea* Greetings there. How fairs thee?

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                  • “Awwww shit. I’ve been waiting for this for a long time!” Maverick unslung his repeater rifle from his back and took aim. Squeezing the trigger, the blaster began firing white beams of light at an incredible rate.

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                    • I pull out my reverse card to reflect any attacks and my +2 to attack

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                    • [quote]*Niw leaps down from the wall and draws a large blade of molten rock from the earth with one hand and creates a whip of fire in the other* "Let us end this game, little morsels!*[/quote] Probably good I dropped out—this sounds a little out of Mirabelle’s league, even if I brought in Beldam to help, too..

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                    • Nova bomb

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                      • Is it to late to join this?

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                        • No, no, no. You’re doing it all wrong. Here, like this: [i]whether we wanted it or not we’ve stepped into war with the progenitors in Offtopic, so let’s get to taking them out one by one. The creature known as Niw. From what we can gather, she commands the progenitors from a lair just inside of the sewers. She’s well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break her grip on Offtopic.[/i] [spoiler]Unfortunately I won’t be able to join everyone on this jolly quest, so I’d thought I’d at least leave a meme.[/spoiler]

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                          • Epic *draws claymore*[spoiler]baited[/spoiler]

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                            • *starts to wander around aimlessly, giving hugs to everybody or creature I encounter* Oh, hey Niw. *hug* Ow *slumps to the floor* But why? *goes into a deep sleep* zzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz.

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                              • Oh hey before you die in battle, can you help me with some Daleks, I'm down here too and I'm a little out of sorts at the moment. My alternate self just stole a child, gamers and uwus are rioting and I'm surrounded by Daleks... Oh and uh the Deep isn't talking to me atm... can you giva brethren villain a hand? Aty least till the Deep and I get back on Speaking terms?

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                                • *With a flash and a bang, I appear ready to burn something...* Oh, it’s dark.

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                                  • I step forward, my flamethrower ready

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                                    • Edited by Dragoon647: 2/12/2020 7:28:08 PM
                                      (Travewses to suwurs) “Niw?” A weptiwian voice cawws out. “awe you thewe? this is scawy”

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                                      • *I turn on my helmet’s flashlight and move forward*

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                                        • [spoiler]Ooh, okay.[/spoiler] [i]Sylver walks in time with the eerie drip, drip of water in the sewers. His attire, today, is that of a gothic monster hunter—thick robe, covered in vials and bolts, topped with a wide-brim hat.[/i]

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                                          • Edited by The First Aifos: 2/12/2020 9:07:01 PM
                                            The cloaked girl hesitantly walked down the decrepit sewers, a water-themed axe trembling in her hands. She let out a deep breath to calm herself, but to no avail. [i]”Beldam says, people tend to be a lot nicer about your powers when you use them to save people..”[/i] She thought to herself. [i]”S-so maybe if I can beat this monster people here will..”[/i] She stops when she hears the hissing. “Or maybe this is a terrible idea, and I should go home. Yeah, going home sounds nice.” She says aloud, starting to turn around.

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                                            • *Starts an orbital assault to incinerate the sewer*

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