Alright, now that I have your attention. In the years of World War 2, Germany attempted to invade Russia. They didn't realize that Russia had the secret weapon of ice cream. This ice cream was transferred over to the US during the Cold War by Russian deserters. Trump ate this entire childhood, which means he has the powers to end Communism for Murica! Of course, he will also destroy America. During World War 2, the Germans feasted on chocolate. You know who else likes chocolate? Wisconsin. Wisconsin's famous export is cheese, which is what Trump is made of as he is a Cheeto. Therefore, Trump will destroy himself. End of story [spoiler]This message is brought to you by complete satire. Thank you, and good night[/spoiler]