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1/4/2020 9:48:40 PM
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Sheriff's Department: Slow... Steady...

[quote][b]Lee sat in his office with his face resting on the cold hard desk[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: ugggggghhhhhhhhhh [i]*door opens*[/i] [b]Bucky[/b]: Hey Sheriff... [b]Lee[/b]: Howdy... [b]Bucky[/b]: Everyone gone, eh? [b]Lee[/b]: Yep. Everyone's sick and tired of fighting. Finally... [b]Bucky[/b]: Even those in the department? [b]Lee[/b]: Yeah. We've had several resignations. Feels like I'm loosing friends left and right [b]Bucky[/b]: Aye... I feel the same. You're not thinking of leaving, are you? [b]Lee[/b]: If I wanted to, I'm bound anyways. [i]*Lee's eyes start to tear up*[/i] [b]Lee[/b]: I'm tired of everything... I want to be useful to someone... Anyone [b]Bucky[/b]: Lee... [i]*Lee puts his gun in his mouth*[/i] [b]Bucky[/b]: LEE! [b]Lee[/b]: I'm sorry. [quote][b]Bucky dives for Lee's gun. He doesn't make it in time.[/b][/quote] [i]*BANG*[/i] [b]Bucky[/b]: [b][i][u]OH MY GOD[/u][/i][/b] [quote][b]Lee's blood poured from his skull. Bucky watched in terror. A figure walks in through door laughing. It's Lee, that -blam!-![/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: [b][i][u]BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA[/u][/i][/b] [b]Bucky[/b]: You -blam!-! [b]Lee[/b]: I dunno I thought it'd be funny if I faked suicide using clones lol. Now I gotta post this on r/teenagers and get free gold!!! [b]Bucky[/b]: God damnit.

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