I curse like the hub rat I was born to be! I have to work very hard to keep my comments as clean as they are on here.
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You kiss your boyfriend with that mouth?
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No, but I french kiss your mom with this mouth!
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Jokes on you, I’m an orphan
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Jokes on you! I convinced your mom to sell you to the Kanadia Circus of Evol!
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Jokes on you, I’m a world class acrobat
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Jokes on you, your mom is a world famous contortionist!
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Man, you’re up late
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This is normal for me.
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When do you get up?
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Depends. Usually after about 6 hours of sleep
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Must be nice to be old
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Oh yeah, it is a friggin blast!
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Almost as fun as getting yelled at for brining you truck to you kids school?
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No, more like slamming your Juan De Peepee in a splintered door.
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