*clears throat*
[u]*clears throat*[/u]
[u][i]*clears throat*[/i][/u]
[u][i][b]*clears throat*[/b][/i][/u][spoiler][quote][url=http://example.com]*clears throat*[/url][/quote][/spoiler][spoiler][url=http://example.com][u][i][b]THIS IS AMAZING[/b][/i][/u][/url][/spoiler]
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*gives an embarrassed laugh and bows humbly* “Thank you, kind sir.” [spoiler]did you mean to do the link thingy in the final spoiler...?[/spoiler]
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*cough* your *cough* welcome *coughing fit begins* [spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
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Sir, do you need a doctor? [spoiler]oh, it’s hi-lighted now. Before it showed the example.com and url stuff. Odd.[/spoiler]
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*coughing continues* I... am... fine...[spoiler]That was a mistake, I edited it and you muse have seen in between[/spoiler]
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Are you sure? I can do the Heimlich maneuver... [spoiler]thats probably it. [/spoiler]
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*coughing gets worse as blood and random organs come out* I... am... fine...
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“I don’t think so...” *pulls out phone and dials 911* “Yes, hello. There is this guy here, and he’s coughing out blood...” “No he’s not ok.” “Your best wishes!? This is and emergency. He’s coughing up blood. And now organs!!” “[b][i]Have a nice day!? This isn’t some retail store. This man needs help![/i][/b]” *hangs up and vigorously turns off phone* “Welp... that was useless.”
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*coughing continues and my spinal cord comes out* It’s... fine... I’m... gonna... be... alright...
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*looks at lungs and spinal cord on the ground in utter confusion* “How you even talking, much less living!?”
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*i cough up my ribcage and keep coughing* I... said... I’d... be... fine...
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“Okay... it seems you’re right...”
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Edited by TigersFan228: 12/15/2019 2:49:28 AMOops. Double post