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Edited by A Tigerstorm: 10/3/2019 7:59:20 PM
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The Offtopic Murder Mystery: SEASON 2 (part 10)

Chubby was thrown through the doors of the kitchen out into a dining hall and landed on a few chairs. One broke underneath him, as he got back up. From the kitchen, the killer calmly pushed open the doors. He slid his fingers down the right side of his mask, as chubby had slashed it. The mask was damaged but still retained his identity. “[b]I will admit, that was a lucky shot, ‘Demon’[/b]”. Chubby got up, his fists raised like a boxer. “That’s why you bring a shorter sword for close combat. Much faster, even if a katana is fast enough.” The killer began walking to the side of the room, circling Chubby. “[b]It is a shame that you will die again. Had anyone listened to me, they would’ve known it was you in league with her.[/b]” Chubby lowered his fists slightly. “S’cuse me? “Her’?” The killer raised his sword toward Chubby. “[b]So even you are fooled! HA! Now that is a funny joke![/b]” The killer mocked. “[b]A pity, we could’ve been the best of fri- what is this little red dot on me?[/b]” They both looked down at the killer's chest, where a blinking red dot was seen. What was strange was that it seemed like it was coming from elsewhere. “Maybe its the souls of your victims haunting you.” Chubby dryly replied. They turned their heads to the dining room hall, to see Davy Timns holding a large rocket-like weapon in his hands. The barrel was glowing an angry red. “[url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/628641569406320640/629406884390109184/Screen_Shot_2019-10-03_at_3.57.51_PM.png]Parry this you -blam!-ing casual[/url].” The laser fired with a loud electrical sound. Before the killer could even react, a large red beam of heated energy hit him. The force of the blast launched him into the wall, breaking it. A few seconds passed by, and Chubby walked over to the group that just entered to save him. “Hey Chubby!” Timns greeted. “Thought you were dead.” “Guess I got better,” Chubby remarked. “I was gonna say that Chubby.” Six replied. Giant pushed past the three of them, and walked over to the broken wall, his axe in hand. A murderous glow hung in Giant’s eyes. As he got closer, a piece of wood began moving. “Where the hell did you even get that?” Chubby asked. “I thought laser weapons were banned after Virus’ tower blew up,” Chubby asked Timns. “It just appeared out of the wall and Toaster appeared on a monitor saying to take it! Toaster is alive, can you believe that?” Timns stated. “Yeah, I was there when we turned Toaster on,” Chubby replied. A small hatch opened up form the ceiling and a monitor with Toasters face appeared on it. “Yes, because you love turning me on Chubby. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE-“ “Does he do this all the time?” Tilman asked. “Usually it goes on for longer periods of time.” Six responded. “That’s what she said. EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEH-“ Toaster joked and began laughing again. The wood nearby Giant began moving more as if the Killer was still alive. Giant wasted no time running toward the wall and slamming down his axe on the pile of broken wood. Nothing. No contact with anything. But his axe got stuck in the wood. “Oh come on!” Giant cursed. But it did not matter, as the killer appeared from another pile of wood and began to run. “GUYS!” Giant yelled. “I got this!” Tilman yelled as he began charging up a fireball. The killer grabbed his Katana which had been dropped, as Tilman reached the maximum charge for his fireball. “HAAAADOUKIN!” Tilman launched the ball of fire, only for it to dissipate within seconds and within only a few centimeters of him. Everyone, including the killer, just stood still. Tilman looked at everyone. “This…never happens to me I swear!” “That's what she said.” Toaster laughed again. The killer began talking again from his melted and burned mask. “[b]It matters not if it never happens to you, Tilman, as you shall all take this secret to the grave. 9 Little Offtopics all taking a stand. At least one shall regret where they stood. Could be you Timns, could be Chubby. We shall now find out![/b]” The killer moved to a lever hanging on the wall, and pulled it, only for nothing to happen. “[b]WHAT?! Come on![/b]” The killer screamed, his voice modifier breaking only for a second. Timns lowered his laser. “Wait, that sounded like-“ A large bang rang out, startling everyone, as the wall near the lever opened up, revealing several turret units. “HIT THE DECK!” Chubby yelled as he tackled Six and Timns. Giant and Tilman were not so lucky. Thousands of rounds were shot, hitting both of them. Giant’s armor protected him from the brunt of most of the bullets, falling to the ground. Tilman, on the other hand, was shot with enough rounds to kill a man ten times over. He was dead before he even hit the ground. While they were preoccupied, the Killer disappeared into a nearby room. “Toaster! Shut the guns off!!” Chubby yelled. “Shutting down Viper Turrets, please wait.” Toaster replied, then began playing smooth jazz. “TOASTER!” “Turrets are now offline.” The turrets stopped firing and retracted back into the wall. “Thank you for your patience. HA, who am I kidding? One mans dead and another wounded! You are all gonna die later!” Toaster began laughing again, as Giant cried out in pain. “I’ll get Giant! Lets head back to the others before that son of a -blam!- comes back.” Six told Chubby as he walked over Tilmans body. Chubby turned to Timns. “Hand me your laser, I’ll hunt down the killer and save us from-“ “That won’t be a good idea since we’re down a man and have another one wounded. We gotta regroup with everyone else, and hope that they’re having better luck than us.” Timns replied. “Besides, I think I know who we’re dealing with here.” “You do?” Timns nodded. “Keep in mind, I’m about 30% sure who this guy is. I wish it was more.” “30% is good enough I guess.” Chubby sighed. “Come on, lets get going.”

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