Option A: Obtain PhDs in: quantum physics, applied physics, theoretical physics, and electrical engineering. Use this information to build a time machine and get world’s first for the Last Wish. Option B: Construct a shrine to RNGesus. Offer sacrifices (first born children are ideal, but goats work in a pinch) daily. Prey to the shrine, and live your life the way RNGesus wants you to. Option C: Corner a Dev in an alley and offer your “services” in exchange for 1k voices. Option D: Make a Faustian bargin. The blood of a Virgin is ideal for this. If you are one this is by far the easiest option, albeit you might find yourself sleep broomflying and kidnapping children, but I mean who needs to sleep when you have 1k voices? Option E: Hire a Dobuan shaman. Someone may have put a curse on you that drains your luck. Some chickens blood and cow nectar should clear that right up. Alternatively you could ask for good luck, but it will cost you a horse of course. Option F: Accept the futility of your fate. Not having bad luck protection sucks, and there’s nothing you can do about it other than recruiting like minded individuals, and forcing bungee to incorporate some sort of bad luck protection in to raids.