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Edited by A Tigerstorm: 9/24/2019 10:42:13 PM
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The Offtopic Murder Mystery: SEASON 2 (part 6)

The killer began laughing, but with the robotic voice and visage, it only terrified everyone more. Except for Nighthawk, who walked forward, unfolding his signature feather knives. “We aren’t afraid of you. We outnumber you 8 to one!” “Correction, 9 to one my friends!” Another voice called out. Everyone turned to see Varvatos crash through a wall, inside a giant mech suit, glowing cyan-blue with lights and weaponry. “Glorious death is all that awaits you!” The killer began laughing some more. “ [b]Oh really? Then it’s time for a wake-up call Varvatos!”[/b]”. He pulled out a small remote, one with red and green buttons. He pressed one, and suddenly, a giant circular object appeared in the ceiling and began humming. “[b]Let’s see you try this on for size.[/b]” Varvatos began to charge, only to begin floating upwards. “Uh…guys?!” But no-one could assist, as all of their metal weaponry and tools began floating up. So to did Giantslayer and Traffic Cone, as they were raised up into the device. Out of nowhere, it suddenly pulled them up with exceptional speed. The tools, cone, and Varvatos all hit the magnet on their backs. But Giant got pulled up, crotch first, and collided with the magnet with excessive force. And he stayed there, in pain clutching his groin. Everyone down below winced in pain. The killer looked back up at the magnet in confusion. “[b]Why did-[/b]” “MY ARMOR IS MAGNETIZED METAL!!” Giant screamed in pain. “WHY OH GOD WHY!” “Ha! Don’t worry, I’ll save you!” Tilman yelled as he held out his hand to summon his sword back to his hand. Only to get pulled up to the magnet at faster speeds, and found himself clutching on for dear life. “OH GOD WHAT WAS I THINKING?!” He screamed. “Well….shit,” Liam said. “Any ideas?” Nighthawk turned to look a Timns. “How light are you?” Timns looked surprised. “Very, why do you-OH MY GOD!” he yelled as Nighthawk grabbed him with his taloned feet and flew up to the balcony where the killer waited. Liam looked back at the remaining group of Titan and Six, “come on, let's go get them down!” They ran off to the stairs to try and get to the magnet, as Timns and Nighthawk engaged the killer. The killer laughed and pulled out an enormous mace with spikes on the end. “[b]Very well, you have chosen DEATH!!!”[/b] “Timns, you go low, I go high!” Nighthawk called to him. “Gotcha!” Timns called. As he slid, the killer raised his mace to hit Nighthawk, a perfect attack! If the killer didn’t through his foot out to kick Times in the face. Nighthawk went in and dodged the mace and slashed the mask with his talons, only to have the killer only stagger. “[b]Hahahahahahaha!”[/b] The killer punched Nighthawk in the face and raised his mace to attack, until Timns grabbed onto him from behind his neck, holding him in a headlock. “Oh no, you don’t!” Above, Varvatos began struggling to climb out of his mech. “Several weeks or work and look what happens!!” He angrily yelled. He looked back at traffic cone, who was also magnetized. “How are you even up here?” Traffic cone looked back at him. “Imma be honest with you chief, I’m wearing a metal bulletproof shirt.” Giant moaned in pain. “That explains it…” Liam, Six, and Titan all raced toward the magnet and finally arrived at the floor where the magnet laid. “Hold on guys!” Titan called. “We’re coming to save you!” Back with the fight, Timns was thrown off, barely catching onto the ledge. He teetered on the edge with only one hand. The killer walked up to him, “[b]You don’t quit, do you?[/b]” “NOPE!” The killer turned as Nighthawk pummeled him off the edge, losing his mace in the magnet. Nighthawk looked up, only to see the killer teleport to a nearby platform. The killer stood up. “[b]Fine, instead of you, I’ll just kill them. Bwahahahaha!”[/b] he laughed as he clicked a button on the remote. As he did, the magnet began moving slowly toward the wall, which opened up into a grinder. “SHIT!” Liam yelled. “Nighthawk! Get the remote!!! Titan, prepare to throw me and Six!” “Got it!” Called both Titan and Nighthawk. Nighthawk flew and landed on the next platform behind the killer. “[b]I will give you this, you are INCREDIBLY TENACIOUS! [/b] he yelled as Nighthawk charged him, knocking the remote and teleportation orbs onto the ground. “[b]The key!!”[/b] “No!” Nighthawk yelled. Timns began pulling himself up, as 3 teleportation orbs landed in front of him. “Huh?” The magnet began moving ever closer to the grinder. “We’re all gonna die!” Cone yelled. “No, you guys are! I’m out!” Varvatos yelled as he finally freed himself from his mech…only to get his foot stuck inside it. “OH COME ON!” “Serves you right!” Con yelled. “Hold on guys!” Liam yelled as he and Six were thrown across the room by Titan. They landed onto of the magnet and began tearing open a control panel. “Cone, which wire controls the magnet?!” Cone looked up to them. “I think the blue one!” “They’re all blue!!!!” “Then cut all of them!" Tilman screamed in fear. Back with Nighthawk, he and the killer began wrestling, only for Nighthawk to be thrown off onto another balcony, with one of his wings damaged. “[b]Bwahahahahaha! Time to finish this up.[/b]” The killer laughed as he readied his teleporting orbs. He threw one and teleported onto the catwalk with the remote. He reached to grab it, only for Timns to teleport in front of him and sucker-punched him right in the face. “YEAH! How’d you like-oh shit right!” Timns grabbed the remote as Liam ripped out all the wires, forcing the magnet to go even faster. Everyone began screaming as their death seemingly appeared in front of them…only for the grinder and magnet to stop. “I did it!” Timns called. “I saved everyone!” Titan sighed in relief. “Alright, now we just gotta-“ *poof* *BANG!!!!* A gunshot went off, scaring everyone. They looked up to see the killer had teleported behind Titan and shot him in the head. “NO!!” Liam called. “[b]12 little Offtopics, one forgot their footing and surroundings, now there are 11…this night isn’t over my dear friends…”[/b] the killer called out. Then, he teleported out without a trace.

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  • Edited by CommonBlueberry: 9/25/2019 5:11:55 AM
    Its still vavartos (On the sheer offchance its not vavartos): [spoiler]killer has to be somebody from party 4, the only party not there at the crime scene. Eagle or Saber are the two most likely options, eagle because his wings allow for great mobility and saber because of his knowledge of technology (turret, robot suit armor, voice changer thingy, etc. HOWEVER, i will point out that [b]as sooon[/b] as vavartos makes an appearance, the killer shows up. That's pretty sus, especially becaue vavartos has experience making robot armor. Especially becuase the "killer" may actually be a robot being controlled by the real killer Im conclusion: duck you, vavarartos, you murdering piece of shiv[/spoiler]

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