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Edited by InfernoValkyro:
8/10/2019 6:51:20 PM
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Post really bad jokes/puns
I don’t have any good paper towel jokes. Their all tearable!
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1 Reply[url=https://i.redd.it/lawq7jus9yf31.jpg]Am I doing it right?[/url]
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1 ReplyI'm looking for love in Alderaan places
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It's "nacho" business to learn about my puns
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The bartender says, “we don’t serve your kind here!” A time traveler walks into a bar.
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1 ReplyI had one about pizza... Nah, now that I'm thinking about it it's a little too cheesy
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9 RepliesWhy don’t you ever trust a musician with your vegetables? [i]Because they’re known for dropping beets![/i]
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why did Adele cross the road [spoiler]to say hello from the other side[/spoiler]
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One morning in December Bill Clinton wakes up to a cold, chilly day. He walks out the front door to get the newspaper and there, written in the snow, is BILL SUCKS.....in urine! Mad as a hornet he calls the FBI and they take samples. "Sir," they say, "it's Al Gore's pee...." Well, naturally he wants to question him and find out why he did this. "Hold on Mr. President....it's Al Gore's urine all right...." [spoiler]But it's Hilary's handwriting[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhen do I play Warframe? Around Tenno' clock! 🤣😂😝
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Why did Beethoven kill all his chickens? [spoiler]Because they kept saying, "Bach, Bach"[/spoiler]
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A restaurant in the middle of the desert I went to offered "fresh seafood daily". Seemed pretty fishy to me.
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Did you hear the joke about butter? No? Oh well, I better not spread it.
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3 RepliesEdited by H1vac: 8/11/2019 12:17:50 PMThere are two types of people in this world: 1) Those that finish their jokes...
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I always dislike the trees during the summer. I dunno, they look pretty shady to me.
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I was going to tell y’all a joke about amnesia but... I forgot it So I’ll tell y’all a joke about ADH- nice tie!
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RIP Milton’s joke It was. . . Yeah.
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1 ReplyEdited by Red Hugh O'Donnell: 8/11/2019 5:58:14 AMI was trying to sleep when a lady kept bangin' on my door all night. Finally had to let her out, yikes! [spoiler]A good reference to those who know it. [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWho did the date call? The dateline!
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3 Replieswhy do you go to france, to get the weewee.
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Why did the jelly roll? Because it saw the apple turn over. Why did the apple turn over? Because it saw the butter fly.
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5 RepliesWell, I was thinking about making another dark elf joke, but they just keep getting dunmer and dunmer
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What do cops in Alaska say to criminals? [spoiler]Thaw! Your under arrest![/spoiler] What is the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer? [spoiler]You take off your boots to jump on the trampoline.[/spoiler] The Lone Ranger & Tonto were battling with the bad guys when Tonto's bow snapped, so he hunkered down. Shortly afterwards, The Lone Ranger ran out of bullets and then turned to Tonto and asked for the rest of his arrows. Tonto asked, "But why Kemosabe?" The Lone Ranger then replied..... [spoiler]Because I am bow legged, you fool![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy did the skeleton let the hero live? [i]Because he didn’t have the heart to kill him![/i]
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i was going to say a toilet joke but then i realized it was pretty shit
