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7/16/2019 4:30:26 PM
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Sheriff's Department: The Virus

[quote][b]An astral portal tears open in the sheriff's department and pours out two men. They look exhausted[/b][/quote] Acro: Bleh... We're finally out of that hell! Lee: I had never been more afraid and confused in my life! [quote][b]Lee gets up and dusts himself off. The sheriffs department is dark, but lit up by one computer screen[/b][/quote] Lee: What the...? Acro: Wasn't our power on when we left? Lee: Yeah it was... [quote][b]The mouse moves by itself and it opens a file, showing the brotherhood of steel exploding. Virus appears in the debris of the explosion and he looks at the camera. The footage ends[/b][/quote] Lee: Shit! We were gone for like three hours! Where is Cobalt? Is he on it? Acro: I don't know I'll find out! [quote][b]Acro rushes to the I.T room and sees pencil snake and beep lying on the floor twitching.[/b][/quote] Acro: What the hell!?! Pencil Snake: A-Acro... Acro: Y-yeah? It's going to be ok budd- Pencil Snake: T-turn off the b-breaker! Acro: W-what? Pencil Snake: Do it! Acro: Ok! [quote][b]Acro rushes to the basement and slams the breaker the switch and he hurries back upstairs. Beep and pencil snake get back up slowly[/b][/quote] Beep: Ugh... Everything hurts... *Acro squints* Acro: It's so dark! *Lee approaches with light emitting from his hands* Lee: I got a message, Virus took all technology in Offtopic! We need to get this information to Ring, and contact Man of War, Cobalt, and John Watson! Acro! Can you locate them through a portal thingy? Acro: *sighs* Yes. Beep: Hop on it already, dip shit! *Pencil snake slaps beep* Pencil Snake: Be nice! Beep: ... [quote][b]Acros eyes glow and he blinks[/b][/quote] Acro: Got em! *Lee summons an owl made of light* Lee: Good! Now send these owls out, they'll get the message to them! Acro: What is this, Harry Potter? Lee: That's what the ideas from... But it'll work! They're all most likely disconnected from all technology, so this is how we reach them. Open the portal! Acro: On it! [quote][b]A rift opens and it sparkles. The owl flies through the portal and a acro closes it. All of the sheriff's department goes outside and climbs to the roof. They examined the town, and there seemed to be no building with power[/b][/quote] Lee: Shit... Acro: This blows! Beep: I'm going to miss days of our lives!!! Acro: Wait... They still air that? Beep: Hell yeah! Lee: Guys. We'll get the power back on soon, I have a plan, but we have to wait for them to receive the message *The group nods and looks out to the city* [spoiler]Offtopic family sitcom is still on, it'll probably go up sometime in the near future[/spoiler]

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