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Edited by The Trinity Ghoul [Lee]: 6/21/2019 8:15:58 PM
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Sheriffs Department: Offtopic Family Sitcom Prologue

[quote][b]On a cold night at the department, there were two men working overtime to handle problems that have been occurring in Offtopic[/b][/quote] Acro: Bah! What are we going to do about this!? Lee: I don't know... But we must [i] some[/i] way to get that garlic bread. Who knows what will happen if we don't... Acro: Sigh... Well... I do have one idea Lee: And that is? [quote][b]Acro opens a rift, and distant stars can be seen through the portal[/b][/quote] Lee: Uhh... You've been busy, huh? Acro: Yeah, there's not to much to do after making those cats Lee: So what is it? Acro: Well if we go in we might be able to locate that bread... I'll just have to become one with the cosmos. Lee: Acro! We're 👏 not 👏 supposed 👏 to 👏 do 👏 drugs Acro: I know it sounds odd, but listen, this may be the only way. There are some risks though... Lee: Like what? Acro: We might tear a hole into a different reality. Lee: So you've done it before? Acro: Yeah, I entered a dimension where everyone drew dicks on everything. I didn't leave there the same Lee: So you're the one drawing dick-butt in the stals! Acro: Yeah... Lee: That's coming out of your pay Acro: Let's just go, I'm tired and it's late. Hold on to my back Lee: Alright [quote][b]So Lee awkwardly jumps onto Acros back and they appear in a void space, an astral plane. Acros eyes went blank as he searched the land[/b][/quote] Acro: I think I see it!! Lee: Really! Alright, get it's coordinates! Acro: Alright, let me grab me my pen! [quote][b]Acro reaches into his pockets and pulls the pen out. But since he had been moisturizing more recently, his were slippery. The pen slides out of Acros hands and falls, tearing another rift open[/b][/quote] Lee: Shit! Do something! Acro: I-I don't know what to do!! Lee: I don't know either! Just swim to it or something! Acro: O-On it! [quote][b]Acro makes his way to the rift with Lee on his back and attempts to hold the rift shut... But he fails, and Lee and Acro are pulled in. They both black out and awake in a living room[/b][/quote] Lee: Ugh, my head [quote][b]Lee looks around and sees a family of familiar faces all smiling at the wall. A giant sign rises up in front of them that reads "The Offtopic Bunch"[/b][/quote] Lee: What the...? [quote][b]Cheesy 90's music plays and Acro wakes up next to Lee[/b][/quote] Acro: Mother [b]*BEEEEEEEP*[/b]! Lee: Did you get censored? Acro: We're in a family TV show... Lee: Yikes...

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