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6/11/2019 7:20:43 PM
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Sheriff's Department: Taking A Bath With The Bois (Part One)

[spoiler]click b8? Maybe a little[/spoiler] [quote][b]On a warm summer night Bop and Pyrus knock on the door to Lee's house, which is on a hill covered with white flowers. A woman with cat ears and tail opens the door[/b][/quote] Pyrus: Hiya! Raphtalia: *rubbing her eyes* Ugh, you know Lee is trying to sleep, right? Go to his office in working hours *Raphtalia slams the door but bop catches it with his foot and yelps in pain* Bopsheezi: Ow! Good Lord you're strong! Pyrus: Lee told us to meet us here at this time. Raphtalia: *sigh* Lee! You've got company! [quote][b]Lee leaves his bedroom and rubs his eyes[/b][/quote] Lee: Ugh.... Who? Raphtalia: These two [quote][b]Bop and Pyrus peer through the door with ":D" as thier face expression[/b][/quote] Lee: Oh crap, I forgot! Alright go back to bed, I'm going out for a stroll Raphtalia: At 2 A.M? Lee: Yeah... We're going to.... Uh... Smoke weed! Yeah! Raphtalia: what? Pyrus: Huh? Bop: [b][i]HELL YEAH[/i][/b] Lee: Bye! Raphtalia: W-wait! [quote][b]So Lee, Bop and Pyrus Set off for the garden which is nearby the house. In the midst of thier walk they decide to spark conversation[/b][/quote] Bop: So, this garden, does it have marijuana? Lee: No! That shit is outlawed here! Bop: So no weed? *Bop looks saddened* Pyrus: Why'd you lie to Raphtalia then? Lee: I needed a cover-up. Last time involved this light crusader stuff with my family, things went down hill. Bop: What family? [quote][b]Lee stops walking and stares at the floor. His black cowboy hat covered his face[/b][/quote] Lee: Nevermind, let's keep going. We need to get that mark off you. *Pyrus looks down his shirt and sees the claw mark from Zara growing larger* Pyrus: its getting bigger... Lee: Please don't talk about your bone- Pyrus: No, my mark dummy! *Bop looks down his back and sees it growing larger* Bop: Oh no... Lee: Quick! We need to hurry! Bop: No shit! [quote][b]As Lee, Bop, and Pyrus run to the garden, a strange figure follows.[/b][/quote] [quote][b]The group reaches a black gate with over grown vines with white flowers on it. Lee opens it and they see a vast forest, with fields over SOUL flowers, ponds and a cave at the very end[/b][/quote] Pyrus: Wow... Bop: This place... It's really something. I can feel the light radiating here Lee: About three months of work, blood, sweat, and shit ton of miracle grow went into it. It's even got some- [quote][b]A glowing white dear sprints in front of the group fades behind a tree[/b][/quote] Lee: -animals. Pyrus: That wasn't an ordinary dear Bop: Yeah, no shit Lee: It's from the light realm. In a way, these flowers hold a gateway to the light realm. Pyrus: Kinda like minecraft Lee: ? Bop: What? How? Pyrus: Because... Shit I lost my train of thought *Lee points to the cave* Lee: That's where we need to go, come on. [quote][b]They arrive into cave and see a huge pool of glowing white water[/b][/quote] Bop: So... Bath time? Lee: Uh i guess you could call it that Pyrus: Shit man! You should have told me! I would have brought my rubber ducky, Dick! Lee: Dick the Duck? Pyrus: hehe, dick duck Bop: I expected more from you, pyrus [quote][b]Bop takes out his bag and dumps rubber ducks into to the glowing water[/b][/quote] Bop: I always keep at least 5 on me! Pyrus: *gasps* Can I play with one! Bop: No. Pyrus: >:( Lee: *deep breath* Ok, just a fair warning, your skin cells might shatter when you get in. But they should feel refreshed when you get out Bop: Ruh-roh... (To Be Continued...) [spoiler]ran out of time today[/spoiler]

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