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Edited by Golden Owl:
5/5/2019 4:17:15 PM
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Golden Beertap [open]
Welcome to my pub, we have food and drink as well as a jukebox.
Prices:
Drinks
Assorted bottom shelf drinks: $3 a pint
Midshelf drinks: $6 a pint
Top shelf: $15 a pint
All homebrew no brand names.
Food:
Nachos: $15
“Hamburger”: $2
Zombie remains: $4
Human legs: $40
Frog legs: $10
Sushi: $12
Fish for cat girls: $10
Jukebox: Plays a song at random at push of a button. (Ask for “Jukebox” and a number between 0 and 22, songs can be added by requesting them directly so that the variety improves)
Feel free to stay as long as you want.
Closed on Wednesdays.
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6 Replieshere i find myself, standing in an oddish location... the industrial steam running through the pipes and the Neon glow of Orange and Purple reflect off of the copper casings... i know now that i am home, this is a place for me. Me: - "Alexa, Scan Jukebox for Mumford and Sons" Alexa: - "Scanning Jukebox for : - [i]Midgets with Guns[/i]" Me: - "Alexa! No -Listen, just look for the [i]Song Sweet little Lion man![/i]" Alexa: - "Did you mean - Wizard of Oz" Me: - "NO for F*CK sake I Meant, you know... Just Forget it.." Alexa: - "Now Playing - [i]Simple Minds - Don't you forget about me[/i]" Me: - "why do I even...", *shakes head* - Barkeep old Sport! give me a Splash of Single Malt and Fill up this Jug with your Finest Honey Ale!" Alexa: - "Now Downloading - Gatsby Mod for Skyrim by Creation Club - do you want me to Install Mod on all Devices?" Me: - "Alexa - for F*CK Sake to you Ever stop man?" Alexa: - "Searching for Man F*CKING Steak without Stopping" Me: - "What have i Done"...
