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[quote][b]Welcome one welcome all!
Have you ever run late for work?
Have you ever had to move something a bit too large?
Have you ever have something just out of reach?
Well no longer!
[i]Toaster Technologies[/i] brings you [i]Plasmids[/i]!
Now you all get one free sample so choose wisely.
[i]-Spider
-Telekinesis
-Incinerate
-Electro Bolt
-Sports Boost[/i]
Oh and one last thing everyone, EVE is required for the continual use of ADAM.[/b][/quote]
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I'll take a telekinesis, as long as it doesn't have any severe side effects.
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Did somebody say [i]Incineroar[/i]? No? Oh...
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2 RepliesAll of them at once, I suppose.
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2 RepliesI'll take the spider, I was able to load up on eve with the spoils from the first heist. I need some terrifying clown spider powers, I am IT.
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11 RepliesEdited by RingLeader77: 3/6/2019 7:42:22 PM...You left the Outlaw tag on it.... Don't drink it: IT'S A TRAP
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5 RepliesPff, you and your science! I can do all that and more with magic and all it cost was my soul, which I wasn't even using so it was a pretty good deal! Now...why am I stitching these two... dead monsters together...? *NIL looks to the shadows in confusion. After a few seconds her eyes go blank and she continues to reshape the dead flesh.* Oh. Right. Thank you, friend.
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PLEASE DONT DO COCAINE COCAINE HURTS YOUR BRAIN
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3 RepliesI will take one please. Telekinesis. But first explain how it works, I would like to know the science
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2 RepliesInteresting, very interesting. I’ll have to pass though, can’t have any drugs potentially slowing me down and stopping me.
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Edited by abearjo: 3/7/2019 1:35:25 AMProbably gives you syphilis.
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1 ReplyWould you kindly... [spoiler]Would the real frank Fontaine stand up?[/spoiler]
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Is this like Cialis?
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Would you kindly... [spoiler]disclose the current whereabouts of a certain witch named NIL?[/spoiler]
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Edited by FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE: 3/6/2019 9:24:55 PM[quote]Have you ever had to move something a bit too large? Have you ever have something just out of reach?[/quote] Keep it clean...
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1 ReplyTelekinesis please.
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14 Replies<"What is this EVE? And why is it required after using ADAM?">
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8 RepliesI give my sample to you sir toaster, I have no need for it as I can use a spell to teleport across realms...
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2 RepliesMeh, just undergo apotheosis, meet a dude named Ion and his blind large buddy in a cage made of a robo god. Maybe get the message mixed up and accidentally create a doomsday cult but hey, fun and games!
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1 ReplyBeware!
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2 Replies[b]sports boost[/b] please! Thank you.
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11 RepliesI’ll have the [b]SPORTS BOOST[/b], please. I need to be able to run, jump and swim faster because the Boss’s hounds keep catching up to me when I’m escaping....
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Plasmids changed my life!
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