OH YOU MADE A MISTAKE BUDDY
When I was little, I was chilling at home, and I wanted a drink, but the cups were up high, so being the smart little dumbass I was, I opened a low cabinet to climb up the shelves inside it. Once I had my cup, I was climbing down when I slipped and...
(leg) (cabinet door) (leg)
After around 20 minutes of screaming, we arrived at the hospital, where I received seven stitches to [b][i][u]put my nutsack back together.[/u][/i][/b]
I had to crabwalk for two weeks.
After said two weeks, the stitches were removed. I was given very strong anesthetic when the stitches were put in, but this time, I was not given any such mercy, so I felt [i]everything[/i].
Ever since, I've been scared that I might have been rendered infertile by a [b]fųcking cabinet door.[/b] But, according to vigorous self-testing
[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)], I think I can safely say that everything works.
If you're upset from reading this, just be thankful that you didn't almost ruin your chances at reproduction just because you wanted some Sunny-D.
I am not scared of death. I have experienced worse.
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