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9/18/2018 12:53:09 PM
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What's the worst thing that can happen on your birthday party?

When you think your going to have a great time but then this one moments ruins everything! For me personally: it was 4 years ago when one of my neighbors dedcited to blast some very obnoxious hardstyle so loud, that the we got the blame for it.(that took many weeks to solve the problem out) So what's your worst birthday moment? [spoiler]posting this on birthday because why not?[/spoiler]

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    Ok, so I was dating this chic and we were both 20, but I was a few months older, if I remember correctly. Anyways, my birthday rolled around and we have a party for my 21st. Nothing major, just about 40 people, lol. So about halfway through the party and gawds know how many drinks, she decides it is time to give me my "birthday" present and off we sneak to my room. So I am laying there and she moves up to do a reverse cowgirl and I am loving up, but we are both drunk. Things get a bit too.... enthusiastic....and....well....things did not.....align....after lift off and she came down on top of "me" very hard...... So there I am, screaming in agony and the party-goers over hear and rush to my rescue, as I am rolling around buck-ass nood holding myself and there is blood all over. So yeah, 40 people got to see me in all my glory and I did not get any "fun" time for 2-3 months until I was all healed up.

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