You misnamed the vehicles.
I'll go through some corrections really quick in the order they appear in your post.
Edit: outdated names added for convenience.
-The Majestic Imperial Battle Carb.
[spoiler]Interceptor[/spoiler]
-The Boat that Don't Float.
[spoiler]Goliath[/spoiler]
-[insert Cabal leader's name] Mother's Minivan.
[spoiler]Land tank[/spoiler]
-The Lead Brick (you've seen how fast they come down. Can't tell me digging their own grave isn't a regular issue).
[spoiler]Harvester[/spoiler]
-Thresher is okay, just no clue why it would be given that name. Shrike would sound cooler.. thresher just sounds like something that should be a ground vehicle.
-The Short Straw (if ever I needed ships to be a distraction or forum a defensive fleet formation, I'd give them smaller weapons while possibly having them serve a similar purpose as my major fleet ships on a smaller scale and put them on the outside to soak up fire and repel fighter attacks. Some could be straight up hauling large scale shield generators to create a protective grid around the major fleet and capital ship, which would allow the heavy hitters to carry more ammunition for artillery while the small ships around them provided a boosted shield and turret platforms for protection.)
[spoiler]Transport[/spoiler]
-Mr.Fister's Rocket in the Pocket.
[spoiler]Cruiser[/spoiler]
-The Compensator
[spoiler]The Immortal[/spoiler]
-Michael Bay directs: [i]I Said We Need MORE EXPLOSIONS![/i]
[spoiler]The Almighty[/spoiler]
-The Ball Snatcher.
[spoiler]The Cage.[/spoiler]
-Unicron.
[spoiler]The Leviathan[/spoiler]
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I may have laughed too hard at these