Am I a narcissist if I post my own? "It didn't take long for the tree to fall. Our chainsaw was ruthless. Efficient. But we weren't nearly fast enough. For you had already been crushed beneath the tree. And because of you, we found a hole, unlocked its secrets, and chopped up the tree. Our victory - your victory - was so close... I wish you could have lived to see it. But you belong to the tree. Your body, your clothes - all smashed and turned to sludge. Everything...except your hole. That, you gave to us. And with it, we can build a pool."