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8/1/2018 10:15:10 PM
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Would You Rather? #48

Drink one gallon of horse piss everyday

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Watch porn out loud in public everyday

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Get hit in the face with a golf club every day

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Dress up as Dora the Explorer every day

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    True story: In my old position in the company, I drove a delivery van that had no a/c or radio, none of the company vans have either of those. The area I worked in, was a low income, predominantly hispanic neighborhood, so there were a lot of vehicles that also had no a/c. So anyways, I was driving around making my deliveries over the course of the day and I was done with the delivery phase and was now making pick ups from business customers. I was on my way to a popular motorcycle customization shop that also had a bar there. I hit a red light and a suburban pulled up beside me with the windows down, which was normal. I look over and see a little hispanic girl who waves and shows me her sippy cup, so I waved back and showed her my bottle of water, smiling. I turn back to the light and at that moment, I hear, D-d-d-dora, D-d-d-dora! You can lead the wa-ay! I laughed and drove off. Now, if you have ever had to go without music, you are probably aware that any music your hear gets lodged into your brain and if you have worked alone, you are also aware of the tendency to talk to yourself or sing. So I pull up to this biker bar/motorcycle customization shop, which is full of bikers and walk in the door singing..... D-d-d-dora! D-D-D-DORA! You can lead the wa-ay!! As you can imagine, every eye in the shop was on my goofy ass, lol.

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