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7/27/2018 10:01:00 PM
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I like this shit. Reading monitors too long gives me migraines. I pre ordered it already. Kids getting new bedtime stories soon. :)
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Bungie bot spotted
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[quote]Bungie bot spotted[/quote] Lol go look at some of my other posts and you’ll see that’s not true
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Are they gonna grow up to the tales of Shin Malphur and Jaren Ward?
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“Come sit on daddy’s knee and let me tell you the tale of Rockets McDickface...” 🤷🏻♂️
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Make sure to take off Peregrine Greaves first
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Is this D1 grimoire? Because a lot of those stories are actually really good. I could see them being dank ass bedtime stories.
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Too bad most of it is folklore
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[quote]Is this D1 grimoire? Because a lot of those stories are actually really good. I could see them being dank ass bedtime stories.[/quote] Yea it’s D1 and extra stuff
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Edited by Hydrilus: 7/27/2018 11:15:03 PMSettle in kids, you're in for a real treat! Tonight I'll tell you a tale of the Traveler, a mysterious orb that landed on Earth! Why did it come, you ask? Well, the Traveler was fleeing an enemy, and when it arrived on Earth, it murdered all the people living there, and then resurrected them as Guardians who fight for it and worship it with little to no memory of how or why they came to be.
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They'd be intense, sure, but still great
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Oryx killing his sisters is a great story
