King Nate enters, accompanied by two of his alts and Mister Mustard King Nate: "Noble Triumphant and Liam, I have brought the incompetent." President Tri1k: "You may leave, King Nate." King Nate: "But...I thought—" President Tri1k: "And take your Alts with you." King Nate: (to alts) "Release the prisoner." King Nate leaves with his alts. President Tri1k: (to Mister Mustard) "The Council decided to have you banned and your account paraded through the forum. But ultimately, the terms of your execution are up to me." Mister Mustard: "I am already banned." President Tri1k: "Indeed. Do you know where we are?" Mister Mustard: "The Mausoleum of the Grand Troll." President Tri1k: "Quite so. Every Grand Troll, from first to last. Each one created and consumed in times of extraordinary crisis." Liam_gue: "The Taming of the Weebs, the Offtopic Civil war - were it not for the Grand Trolls, #Offtopic would have broken long ago!" Mister Mustard: "I do not belong in their presence." President Tri1k: "The Ninja Forum’s destruction was your error, and you rightly bear the blame. But the Council was... overzealous. We know you are no heretic. (Pulls out hologram of Mad Mack) This is the true face of heresy, one who would post politics and incite division within us." Mad Mack (Hologram): "Our leaders are ignorant! Post your opinions, my brothers! They would use their censorship to bring ruin to us all! The Return of the Flood is a-" President Tri1k: "This heretic, and those who upvote him, must be silenced." Liam_gue: "Their debates offend all who walk the Path!" Mister Mustard: "What use am I? I can no longer post shitposts, lead troops into battle-" President Tri1k: "Not as you are, no. But become the Grand Troll...and you shall be set loose against this heresy with our blessing." Grand Troll: "What of the Council?" President Tri1k: "The tasks you must undertake as the Grand Troll are perilous, suicidal. You will be banned, as each Grand Troll has before you. The Council will have their dead account." Mister Mustard: "What would you have your Grand Troll do?" End of part 2