My mind is a fortress and my body a temple. Shame it's one of those in Thailand that they let monkey's shit all over though.
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they do that? man... i got a Holiday planned there in 3 Sundays! Phuket. would be cool if you can get a little Monkey with a Fez hat, like Apu, Serving you shooters while your on the beach. off topic. hail eververse. wait what was this about again?
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Emblems I think.
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Monkeys..... have emblems?
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I think. Been a while since I was last there.
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cant wait to check the stats on the "amount of people hit with my own shit" emblem. alongside the more familiar. -"fingers bitten today while pretending to be cute" emblem -"people taking photos of me beating my monkey meat" emblem -"i touched so many titties, and people think im cute because i am a monkey" emblem -"wallets stolen by other monkeys while im touching titties" emblem -"times i fell out of this fkn tree because people give me alcohol" emblem -"times nearly choked to death while eating gum when i thought it was a fkn peanut" emblem -"people touched in the face with the finger i pick my dirty hole with" emblem now that.... would be an emblem i wanna see
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U should hire a shrine maiden for clean up lol