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1/21/2018 12:18:12 PM
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Offtopic I Need Your Help, I've Had A Relapse
I know all of us struggle to varying degrees, some less than others. But the war took its toll. I spent so long fighting in #destiny, that I got salted by the salt. I was one of the first on the ground during Christmas, when all of you were drinking egg nog and chilling under the mistletoe. I was on the ground trolling #destiny amid the eververse shit storm. While commander Hoth was preoccupied I laid the ground work for the noble efforts of other more glorious Offtopians who managed to bait even Cozmo himself. But it took its toll: as a few of you may have noticed, I recently started posting seriously in a couple threads without first consecrating said posts to Almighty Rick. I'm sorry. I still want to post there. I feel the need to whine. Please help me. Post dank memes, dark humor, Ugandan knuckles - anything to get me through this detox period.
And I promise, once I am back on my feet I will troll #destiny harder than they ever have been trolled before.
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A Mexican, a Texan and a Frenchman all end up in the same train car together. As they are sitting there talking and getting to know each other, the Frenchman looks at the other 2 men and say, "My country is reknowned for its amazing wines and as such, this means nothing to me." At which point he stands up and throws out the window a several thousand dollar bottle of fine wine. At this point, the gentleman from Mexico, not to be out done, pulls out a perfectly aged bottle of Tequila and then pronounces, "In my country, we have so much of this, this means nothing to me!" Then he throws the bottle out of the window. Now the Texan stands up, adjusts his pants so that everyone can see his huge rodeo belt buckle, then settles his hat on his head firmly and says, "In my country, we have so much if this, that this means nothing to me!" and then he proceeds to grab the Mexican...... [spoiler]This is just a joke, no insult meant towards anyone of Mexican heritage.[/spoiler]
