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Edited by karste385: 1/1/2018 11:24:33 PM
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Is Slim Slimy Deej?

To understand my view on Slim Slimy, we will have to throw aside every scientific rule we've ever known, because science is flawed and NASA lied to us about a bunch of stuff which spiraled into what we call modern science. MOOOVING ON. I firmly believe that Slim Slimy is Deej. I say this because they are both good-looking. They both have exquisitely slim body shapes. And many other reasons that you can find on my blog called "Slim Slimy and Thought." [url]slimslimyandthought.org[/url] Facts. And, I'll quote a bit of an article from Hurfington post on Slim Slimy that backs up my evidence. [quote]The Slimmus Slimeus, otherwise known as Bungos Deejus, or commonly referred to as Slim Slimy, is of a heightened biological structure that philosophers call "The perfect, most beautiful shape." [/quote] See? The totally credible article perfectly backs up that Slim Slimy looks exactly like Deej, who is perfect and beautiful. An alternate biological name for Slim Slimy is Bungos Deejos. Do you see it? Deej? Cleary my facts and credible evidence backed up that Slim Slimy is in fact, Deej. -This has been me, your local reporter on all Slim Slimy news. EDIT #1: LOL I can't wait to see all the haters who try and argue that science is real and my facts aren't credible.!!1!11 xD Dd Xd

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    Slim is too damn awesome to be Deej! Slim is so damn awesome, he does not even need to bribe us with noods like Deej did (which was an awesome act, but not awesome enough)! Slim Slimy is the most likeable person here and we will never surrender to your dubious claims regarding science!! We only follow the will of the Prophets and the Slimy one!! [spoiler]Just pretend I put up some more really cool shit with super logic that nullified your every counter and ruined you, but at the same time was super witty, so you felt like it was still a great day to be alive.[/spoiler]

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