Hello citizens of #Offtopic! As you have probably read in the title, I am becoming the President of #Offtopic. At the moment Doob isn't here, so it works out. Anyway, as your President, I shall be presidential. First and foremost, we are implementing DoobCare. I am appointing my good friend, Sinister Turtle, to be the Chief Gamemaker of the #Offtopic Games. (Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/12662009/Sinister%20Turtle) Another person in my cabinet shall be stonebrixxx2. Stone will be the Press Secretary. (Like Sean Spicer) (Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/14013958/stonebrixxx2) Secretary of the Flat Earth is Krishnas Prophet (Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/13481959/Krishnas%20Prophet) Secretary of State: Hillary Clinton (Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/BungieActivity/254/14408256/Hillary%20Clinton) Vice President: Sinister Turtle (Also Chief Gamemaker) Tsar: Blasmo Bapkins (Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/5726574/Blasmo%20Bapkins) THE SENATE: Timmys3rdbday (Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/10813319/Timmys3rdbday) Speaker of the House: Dreaded Gizmo (Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/11328428/Dreaded%20Gizmo) Homo Habilis: Homo Habilis (Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/12800302/Homo%20Habilis) Director of Justice: BlackTemplarIndy (Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/3281274/BlackTemplarIndy) Department of Homeforum Security: (Profile: https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/6241010/The%20Mute%20Button) That is all. I will initiate a new Offtopic games soon.