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Edited by TotalDramaGamer:
9/26/2017 6:59:32 PM
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That moment when you realize that all of the NPC's are absolutely screwed if the enemies surrounding them say "Hey, i wonder what's over there?".
Seriously, I love Devrim, but he is [u]surrounded[/u] by fallen from all sides, right next to [u]three[/u] lost sectors. The shank numbers alone could just float to his window and melt him, along with the Fallen ability to scale walls like they're nothing.
He's screwed if it wasn't scripted AI.
Sloane is no different. Also, I hate Sloane and Hawthorne. They both talk a lot of bull yet you know they're super weak.
Oh, you're this BA survivalist? I just cleared out a room with 16 dregs, 11 vandals, 20 shanks, 3 servitors, 2 captains, and a larger captain that was high on ether.
But no... I'm this dumb guardian that doesn't know how to do my job, somehow. Okay.
Sloane... I don't care that you went to the Dreadnaught. I [u]murdered everything[/u] on the Dreadnaught. When you kill a hive God, or a taken incursion, or a cabal legion, or dozens of overly difficult sized ogres, or jump across invisible platforms, or avoid death giving pistons, call me. Otherwise, stop telling me if you're impressed or not. You should always be impressed.
Asher... you actually did something with your exploration. You know useful things. You actually contributed to the story in a more meaningful way than "Hey, follow me." Yet, even though you're overly annoying, you actually admit I know what I'm doing afterwards in the fighting department. I'd save you any day.
I would accidentally high five Sloane or Hawthorne if I was told to rescue them... and call the mission a failure, due to not being able to find the person of interest. -(If you couldn't tell, I'm a Warlock. Lol, I realized this part might not make sense if you didn't know that)-
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You counted the enemies? You taking lessons from Legolas?
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No, I've just done the encounter enough times to remember. :)
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I agree with everything but the thing with Asher. Although, I do main a Titan, and a lot of his dialogue is insulting titans
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Wow. That is one awesome insult. I am going to have to put that in my memory bank for latter. 😂
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Asher is rude af I'd let him die real quick lol
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"stop telling me if you're impressed... You should always be impressed" I've thought this EXACT SAME THING all the damn time, savage lol.
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I liked Hawthorne. She at the least is an interesting character. Sloane is just boring
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Edited by --KNIGHT--: 9/24/2017 3:32:36 PM[quote]Sloane is no different. Also, I hate Sloane and Hawthorne. They both talk a lot of bull yet you know they're super weak.[/quote] [quote]Oh, you're this BA survivalist? I just cleared out a room with 16 dregs, 11 vandals, 20 shanks, 3 servitors, 2 captains, and a larger captain that was high on ether. [/quote] Savage [quote]Sloane... I don't care that you went to the Dreadnaught. I [u]murdered everything[/u] on the Dreadnaught[/quote] Don't forget we murdered crota's throne room aswell XD
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[quote]I murdered [u]everything[/u] on the Dreadnaught.[/quote] right?
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Edited by Yellowgate: 9/24/2017 12:11:16 PMDevrim is far from being in trouble. He is British, has a rifle and only requires tea to function. Basically he is a British squaddie and as an ex member of the British Army we are well known for cracking on as long as we can have a cup of tea and a chat. Chocolate biscuits are preferred but not essential. Devrim is left alone because he is completely and utterly nails, he isn't allowed to go to the farm because the female Guardians go all squishy at his very presence and lose the ability to walk. The only thing he cant do is take a bra off with one hand but .. he doesnt need to, they fall off when he gets within ten feet of the wearer. Ikora Ray says, to Cayde's irritation, he is the only person that has ever impressed her. When he walks in Shaxx shouts "This is amazing !!" and even Zavala has been caught trying to copy his manly beard only to look like a purple bearded muppet and admit that even he, the leader of the Vanguard, will never sport chin whiskers as manly as Devrim. Asher Mir said something nasty about him once. Once. The Fallen have tried to take him out many times before and they broke all four of their arms just punching his chin, his beard has stubble so tough it shattered their bones on impact. You don't even know want to know what he did to the Vandals that tried to steal his chocolate biscuits, the Fallen themselves speak of it only in hushed tones full of reverence. Devrim Kay once told the sun to stay down because the light was blocking his shot. And it did. Devrim Kay is the only man Chuck Norris has ever uttered the word sorry to. I would leave Devrim alone man, seriously.
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Chuck Norris apologizes to no one! Before Devrim could even pull up his scope on Chuck he would get a round house kick from 3 miles away. The reason the sun stayed down was because Chuck hadn't woken up yet!
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Watch them kill him off in D3
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Omfg that was so funny that I just inhaled my coffee!!
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If only that was canon
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How many times can I upvote a post again? [i]-indistinct-[/i] Just once? [i]-indistinct-[/i] Screw it, I'm finding a way to upvote this post more. Get the Raid team together, we're heading to the Vault to mess with time.
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Please allow this to become the next Peregrine Grieves.
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You need to repost this as its own post
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[quote]Devrim is far from being in trouble. He is British, has a rifle and only requires tea to function. Basically he is a British squaddie and as an ex member of the British Army we are well known for cracking on as long as we can have a cup of tea and a chat. Chocolate biscuits are preferred but not essential. Devrim is left alone because he is completely and utterly nails, he isn't allowed to go to the farm because the female Guardians go all squishy at his very presence and lose the ability to walk. The only thing he cant do is take a bra off with one hand but .. he doesnt need to, they fall off when he gets within ten feet of the wearer. Ikora Ray says, to Cayde's irritation, he is the only person that has ever impressed her. When he walks in Shaxx shouts "This is amazing !!" and even Zavala has been caught trying to copy his manly beard only to look like a purple bearded muppet and admit that even he, the leader of the Vanguard, will never sport chin whiskers as manly as Devrim. Asher Mir said something nasty about him once. Once. The Fallen have tried to take him out many times before and they broke all four of their arms just punching his chin, his beard has stubble so tough it shattered their bones on impact. You don't even know want to know what he did to the Vandals that tried to steal his chocolate biscuits, the Fallen themselves speak of it only in hushed tones full of reverence. Devrim Kay once told the sun to stay down because the light was blocking his shot. And it did. Devrim Kay is the only man Chuck Norris has ever uttered the word sorry to. I would leave Devrim alone man, seriously.[/quote]
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Ha ha you had me at purple bearded Muppet
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This needs more attention lol !!!
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^^^this.
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Ikr i hate sloane and hawthorne Especially when hawthorne says "i bet id do pretty good in the crucible" like bitch no you wouldnt youd die once and that would be it youd be -blam!-ed and she is all "im the best person ever herp derp" And why is sloane in charge of me huh? Ive never heard of her but all of a sudden im her subordinate? I killed 2 vex gods A hive god and his dad (twice) And a -blam!-ing prophet oss And ive only been awake for a short period of time And you think you are better than me? Even ikora (a character i hate) has said that she has nothing left to teach me and that ive done some good shit for such a young guardian Yet i take shit from a normal human who survived in the woods for 10 years and a bs titan ive never heard of who looks old as hell? I think the -blam!- not
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Well you were doing pretty swell until an oversized grunt dropped kicked you off his ship.
