My favorite one was Winston Churchill's.
Lady: "If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee."
Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
There are some good ones I can't remember right now off the top of my head.
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Lady Astor "you sir are drunk" Winston Churchill "well your ugly and tomorrow I'll be sober but you will still be ugly"
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That was good
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Heard that one from a sermon on marriage XD
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Love that quote
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That was a pretty good one lol
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That was a pretty good one lol