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Edited by Nexus_One:
9/15/2017 1:42:34 AM
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I have the following:
- Piss poor attitude
- Alcoholic tendencies
- Busted up and taped over Sony mic, four pieces taped together very sloppily
- 3 cats
- A big bag of chips to snack on during the raid, mute button doesn't work btw
- The Rat King
- A rash on my right ass cheek that will not go away
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That rash though feels bad man.
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Hahaha the bag of chips. Worst ever
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I'll join your raid group now, but I'm going to finish this patrol first. Then I need to go to the tower for half an hour, use the bathroom and go grocery shopping with my mom. You guys will wait for me, right?
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Best make damn sure your shaders are all set. I only allow 17 minutes for that. Or 15 minutes if YouPorn has some good selections.
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Dude same
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[quote]I have the following: - Piss poor attitude - Alcoholic tendencies - Busted up and taped over Sony mic, four pieces taped together very sloppily - 3 cats - A big bag of chips to snack on during the raid, mute button doesn't work btw - The Rat King - A rash on my right ass cheek that will not go away[/quote] Bag of chips! I hate to those people... Haha. It's one thing if you are playing a causal round with friends.
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Hey what's wrong with a bag of chips??
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Edited by isaac13d: 9/16/2017 3:43:21 AMSup, I have a headset made from a pair of old over the ear headphones with a cheap ass microphone hot glued to a popsicle stick glued to the side. I also have an air conditioner that sounds like a 747 at take off right next to me, an annoying dog that barks at everything, and a baby ductaped to one side of my tv that always cries when very important parts of the raid happen. Edit: I also scream obnoxiously into my microphone whenever I die. #satire
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You just described PC gamers. Nice.
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Damn, I bet this guy could carry the hell outta me . . . I better go buy one more cat then shoot him a request.
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The GuyLaughing at their “logic.” - old
You people are all -blam!-ed up. Just like me... -
We're basically twins! I don't have the Doritos and the rash is on my foot, though.
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But you don't vape every 5 seconds like the dirty hipster you are. So, gotta pass.
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Yeah my mic mute button is busted, apologies for the squelching noise in advance.
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[spoiler]Did you say [i]Rat King?[/i] You're in![/spoiler]
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My warlock has taped over knuckles and 4oz gloves, just right for bashing the salt outta Huntards ears.
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Don't forget a smoke alarm that won't stop chirping!
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Haha! That is one of my biggest peeves. I have no clue why so many people just let it happen. It's not protecting you anymore without power and it's annoying. Why not take out the batteries? I live in an apartment building and all the druggy/welfare/ghetto/minority type residents never replace them EVER and are too stupid to take out the batteries. Thing is there's 2 bi-annual inspections who's sole purpose is to find and fix safety issues such as replacing smoke detector and carbon monoxide detector. Days later: chirp... chirp... chirp. Like wtf... I bet they took the fresh ones for their tv remotes.
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Edited by AcidRohnin: 9/15/2017 2:40:39 PMDon't forget to add heavy breathing and a fan that somehow sounds like an electric chair in the background, that you can't turn off because your ac doesn't work well in your room above the garage. This is also why your internet is so bad as you have to pull wifi from your parents house as the garage is detached and 50 yards away.
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Oh no, my interweb speeds are great, unless I'm streaming YouPorn in the background and playing one-handed.
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Alcoholic tendencies priceless. +1 lol you mite need to get that rash checked.
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*might
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*mite Perhaps he meant mites... Eww. (You know, them little critters...)
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Crotch critters
