Well hi there Miss. I'm Handy Man, though I suppose you already knew! I represent all the hands of Offtopic, from the left to the right, and the rounded to the flat. Handling hand stuff is my forte. Sure it can be a handful at times, but every hand needs to be handled in a handy way in which the hands can handle their handling needs of handling handfuls of handy hand things. Still with me? Probably not. Sadly I do not play guitar. Stroking those strings leaves marks on my fingers. Impurities of my precious hands are not accepted. Anyways, hands. They're such marvelous creations. I love how they can rub out knots from your back too! If you start getting big ol' throbbing knots, just rub one out. Hands are great for that. It helps if you use a little lotion, but that just speeds up the process. It's definitely worth it, especially when you prematurely finish! First you're rubbing the knot, then before you realise, BOOM! It's gone. Ah, hands... they're amazing.