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Edited by Krishnas Prophet: 8/31/2017 3:49:01 AM
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Dark Times Are Ahead. Doob Is The Leader We Need!

I am officially endorsing the Doob Offtopic presidency. Doob has consistently shown, time and time again, that he has both the courage and dankness to lead Offtopic in any political climate. And do not mistake me fellow Offtopians: DARK DAYS ARE AHEAD. #Destiny has weaponized itself into the far deadlier and more cancerous #Destiny 2. The occasional entry of the wayward D******* into our airspace is about to become an all out barrage. And like Soul in irl, we are powerless to stop the primitive yet deadly force of our inferior foes. As long as the Great Acti-Satan corrupts Bungie with the insatiable desire for profit, Offtopic will remain at the mercy of any and every Swiggity noob that thinks they can trample our sacred forum. Doob has led the Khanate with force and dignity. He has graced our forum with melodies (including our very anthem) that inspire pride in our hearts, and fear in our enemies. Under Doob, the air raid siren and kazoo will become more than mere instruments, they will become the fell force that shakes the hearts of man even as the eternal trumpets of the Valkyries! Offtopic! Now is not the hour for indecision! Now is the hour for firm unity and an iron resolve. Cast aside your doubts! Leave your fears! As we stand amid the encroaching darkness,REJOICE! For the measure of death that comes for us, is also the measure of our strength. Our enemies, arrayed upon the fields of war in haughty confidence, tremble at whispers and quake before shadows. In the dread silence that tells of the coming storm, they know that One is nigh who will be their undoing! Long Live Doob!

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