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Edited by A Tigerstorm:
8/27/2017 3:36:49 PM
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This my new motivation speech for everyone.
Ahem. Here we go.
[b][i][u]MEN. WOMEN. TACOS.
We stand at the brink, at the precipice of our finest hour!!!
*Cuts to being killed by a cabal drop pod, yelling "SH#T!!!!"*
We knew that the Red Legion would come, and now they stand at the gates poised to bring down our very destruction!
They come, ARMED WITH THEIR LEGIONS OF MECHANIZED D#LDOS. THEY COME TO GIVE US A -blam!-ING BEYOND WHICH THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE.
But I say, that our butt holes will remain un stretched, for we have spicy exotics-
*People start bitching about old exotics being in game*
-And spicer Subclasses-
*Cuts to people bitching about subclass trees.*
WE, who have been tested in the fires of SIVA, who have weathered the black goo-like storm of Taken. Who have beaten Randal the Vandal. We have bested the likes of Crota and his daddy issues. And finally, the overwhelming amount of nerfs.
WE SHALL BEFUDDLE THEM WHEREVER TBEY HIDE.
WE SHALL BAMBOOZLE THEM ON THE BEACHES.
WE SHALL BAMBOOZLE THEM ON THE LANDING GROUNDS.
WE SHALL BAMBOOZLE THEM IN THE HILLS.
WE SHALL NEVER... SURRRRRRREEEEENNNNDDEEERRRRR!!!!!!
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[spoiler]Because it's not physically an option.
Credit to Vaunghy and his friends for coming up with this speech, I just modified it :) [/spoiler]
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1 Replythank you for including my gender
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I'm offended because my gender isn't included (attack helicopter)
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10 RepliesEdited by DrPhilaBole: 8/28/2017 12:00:59 AMHow long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback naz1 law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
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"Fiiiiight Forever Guardian" -Shaxx
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1 ReplyThis is now a new copypasta.
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8 RepliesWhere is the peregrine greaves guy when you need him?
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I'll stick with this.
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I prefer this guy^
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You lost me after "Ahem."
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2 RepliesRather lacking in all fronts, dear. Humour was a minimum, details were so-so and not compelling at all.
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1 ReplyWTF!!!! I ask for an avatar of the speaker on ghauls sex swing and I get a warning???? This dude talkin about chocolate starfish bein stretched out and 800lb space turtle with inappropriate sex toys and not a word???? Really???
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No Apache Attack Helicopter as a gender?! I am deeply offended!
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You mean "Men. Women." Just forget about the 🌮 Get the hot sauce boys, we have unfinished business from Tuesday. :3
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I'm somewhat confused... This seems to be a slaughtered version of a speech by Churchill (As I recall, part of it was also used by Iron Maiden) What confuses me is your "clever" rewrite; "*Cuts to being killed by a cabal drop pod, yelling "SH#T!!!!"*" Wouldn't the speech stop dead when the speaker died, or did you just forget to include that the ones listening to the speech was the ones getting killed? (Which would also stop the speech cold, I guess)
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Edited by Old_Partner: 8/27/2017 10:31:22 PM[b]My motivation speech for everyone[/b] This is not my wisdom, but its the best Gaming motivational speech ever! [spoiler]http://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/83/17/2010395396-loz__twilight_princess_novel_inspirational_quote_by_stephonika_w_kaye-d67crcm.jpg [/spoiler]
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Did... you just... assumme... my gender...? [spoiler][b][u]TRIGGERED[/u][/b][/spoiler][spoiler]jk[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI'm getting tiger of this shit [spoiler]get it?[/spoiler]
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Stoped reading after tacos. Bad attempt at comedy
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Randal has left me in my game. What is he scheming?
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3 RepliesReported.
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https://amp.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/6qg3xa/cptcuddlybuns_makes_a_speech/
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1 Reply*speech intensifies*
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8 Replies3/10 Being generous
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5 RepliesWhy does this sound familiar? No I havent ever watched that youtuber. Is it from a movie or something?
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1 ReplyHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAH Only change I'd make is to say "WE WILL BEFUDDLED THEM WHEREVER THEY MAY HIDE"
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Vaunghy is like one of the best YouTubers I have ever seen.
