"increased server size"
Do they have inflatable potatoes over there?
"increased player connectivity"
So people would connect much often after being disconnected?
"increased available bandwidth"
What kind of band? Colored, rubber or heavy metal one?
"decreased general ping and lag times"
Who's this general Ping and why should they lag Times?
English
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You fool. Mr. Ping has ascended and now is the general of an army of Kung Fu Panda's. You cannot defeat General Ping.
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Haha General Ping! New boss?