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Edited by Prozac, Kell of Depression:
6/13/2017 12:57:59 PM
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So. I was in my room
All alone. And this strange feeling crept upon me, and the hair stood up on the back of my neck. Someone was watching me. I had no idea how or where, cause my door was closed and my curtains were covering my window. The feeling continued, and I panicked.
I had no idea how. I was being watched from everywhere. The shadows in my room slowly lengthened as I saw it there...out of the corner of my eye......
[spoiler]Shia Labeouf[/spoiler]
mandatory trending edit...now what
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1 ReplyWild [b][i]D E A D M E M E[/i][/b] appeared!
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You're walking in the woods, there's no one around and your phone is dead..
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1 ReplyI was expecting shrek, am disappoint
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5 Replies┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴
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I was about to comment Shia LaBeouf before i finished and then i clicked the spoiler
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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia LaBeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia LaBeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia LaBeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia LaBeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia LaBeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia LaBeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia LaBeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia LaBeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia LaBeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. [b]Not my original post but thought I should share it[/b]
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1 ReplyAre we back on Shia Labeouf jokes?
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My bad. I didn't know you noticed me. Not my proudest fap but that blue t-shirt was kinda hot. Say hi to your mom for me^^
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33 RepliesActually that was me jacking off in your closet
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He's following you about 30ft back...
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1 ReplyI was putting Lego's in the hallway and your bedroom floor.
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Edited by ReconWuzHere: 6/13/2017 12:27:35 PM
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3 RepliesI was under your bed petting a broken shoe.
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Actual cannibal Shia labeauf!
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He is an ugly man in my opinion lol
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Relevant video.... ( If it doesn't show here's the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY)
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I'm the one who closed your door. I thought it was your neighbors door so I kindly left a sweet roll and $25 behind
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I was all by myself
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Lord help us.
