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Edited by The Angry Hornet:
6/11/2017 7:59:11 PM
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How to eat an eat
Have you ever eaten an eat, it's not an easy eat. To eat an eat is a commendable eat, but don't worry I will show you how how to eat an eat with these simple steps
1. Pick up eat
2. Intercourse with eat
This will make the eat more comfortable around you and trust you
3. Wait
Make sure eat's trust is solidified
4. Break the trust and betray the eat by eating it
By having the eat vulnerable, it will never question it's going into your mouth until it's too late
Warning
Eats are very sensitive creatures, and do not take lightly to mistrust and betrayal, side affects of eating eats will include:
• Death
• Death by eat family
• Eat chest-bursting out of you in a means to say "I'm not done yet"
• Eats finding out and sending you to sacrifice
So if your with your bros and feeling edgy like the cool kids, then go ahead and try eating an eat
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1 Replybut if I eat an eat, will the eat go away?
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1 ReplyMy asshole itches.
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1 ReplyInstructions unclear, -blam!- stuck in the Hadron Collider.
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1 Reply[quote]4. Break the trust and betray the eat by eating it By having the eat vulnerable, it will never question it's going into your mouth until it's too late[/quote] [quote][quote]it's going into your mouth[/quote][/quote] Yeah.......about that........ [spoiler]Do you make a good donut face?[/spoiler]
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Step 1: spread legs Step 2: prepare for attack ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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This is an amazing shit post. I Kek'd till I shat my self
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Well that's enough b.net for one day
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Feet up.... [spoiler]Eat? [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGreat, now I can't comprehend the word eat.
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8 RepliesYou seem tired.
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gr8 shitpost m8
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1 ReplyI'm confused but entertained.
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This is a fine shitpost
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1 ReplyAt first glance I read title as "How to eat ass" for some reason
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5 RepliesWhat is this?
