To feel the soft breeze blowing in your direction, causing shrinkage to your genitals. Or getting sick the day after, because you were f***ing idiot and decided to go out in public butt naked when it was windy, instead of sunny.
Plsnoban, only yolk.
Edit: I had no idea that I made a typo.
[spoiler][b][i][u]K - KUPO!!!™
U - UPO!!!™
P - PO!!!™
O - O!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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I used to run around naked all the time...my dad would send me to answer the door and talk to Jehovah's Witnesses.