I've seen a few posts about squeakers, so I figured I want to share my opinions on them. First of all, not all kids are squeakers. I only apply the term squeaker if you meet a few requirements: 1. You have a high-pitched, screaming voice. 2. You feel the need to talk over literally everyone in the group at all times. 3. You continually bark orders that make no logical sense, and then rage when someone doesn't do what you tell them. 4. You die constantly, but always blame your death on someone else. 5. You brag about how good you are while simultaneously meeting criteria #4. It's worth mentioning that these are my same issues with non-kid players. I never understood the prejudice against kid players. tldr: Squeakers are just kids that are douchebags.