For years I have roamed these forums and my rep here can vary depending on who you ask. But I have never made a post for Deej (the mighty and powerful wizard of mount Bungie). ...I viewed that situation as suicide! Also I have been karate chopped by the ninjas too many times and he could just decide to have one of them assassinate me....perminatly! But I have something I need to say to the mighty Deej and its against my better judgement. He probably won't respond and I understand that because I am viewed as a troll .....which I am not! I'm just misunderstood. ..So many things I need to say but I can't get pass the 1st two sentences. ... So I'll improvise ...I'm also very nervous Dear Deej I have defeated Valus Mau'ual hundreds of times! Where are my Mau'uals maulers????? Dear Deej the beard on your face makes me smile! You inspire my beard Dear Deej I expect you to have my Muals maulers sent to my post master.Asap Dear Deej you have seen the great Jason Jones face to face....the King Arthur of Bungieton.! Tell me are the legends True? Dear Deej why haven't I got my Mau'uals maulers? Is it because I want them so badly? Dear Deej don't listen to them !! You are awesome! Dear Deej I dont think y'all understand. ...everytime I see someone with Mau'uals Maulers. ...I get really jealous. ....why have you forsaken me? Dear Deej I am ready to throw money at my TV for destiny 2.....but I can't until I get my Mau'uals Maulers. .....sad face :( Dear Deej I think you could take Frank O'Connor in a street fight....easily Dear Deej once you send me my Mau'uals maulers to my post master. ..Should I wear my twilight garrison ? Dear Deej I am not a troll...Please don't exile me Dear Deej im still upset about not getting my Mau'uals maulers. ....but we still can be friends Dear Deej everyone knows bungie is really Jason Jones's company. ....I don't care how many share holders bungie has. Dear Deej seriously what do I have to do to get the Mau'uals maulers? It really is frustrating Dear Deej lmao you are so funny! ......thats why you are my favorite Dear Deej 2 yrs yes 2yrs.....thats how long I have been trying to get the Mau'uals maulers. ... Dear Deej I think of you as the captain James T Kirk of U.S.S. Bungie. Very flamboyant. ....can I say awesome! !!!!!! Dear Deej I'm never getting my Mau'uals maulers am I? Dear Deej I am the 2 time bungie forum heavyweight champion. ...I need a manager. ....would you like to be my manager? Dear Deej The Mau'uals maulers still aren't at the post master. .....Why? Dear Deej I laugh every time 343 trys to make a halo game. ......lets laugh together. ..lolololololol Dear Deej do you have any advice on how I can get the Mau'uals maulers? Dear Deej I can't wait for destiny 2......please don't have a ninja assassinate me...I'm behaving This post is brought to you by broken steel 3 the 2 time bungie forum heavyweight champion and has been inducted to the bungie forum hall of fame class of 2017..