My name is Mary and this is my broth-I mean boyfriend Joseph.
We haven't had sex yet, because we're waiting to get married like the good Jews that we are.
OH MY GOD LOOK JOSEPH IM PREGNANT HOW THE -blam!- DID THAT HAPPEN??!?!
WE TOTALLY DID NOT HAVE SEX OR ANYTHING IT MUST HAVE BEEN A GIFT FROM GOD!!!
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*Joseph falls to his knees, clasps his hands in prayerful thanks and closes his eyes* *Arab man hiding in closet sees his chance and escapes from the window*
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Did you see that girl that thought she was Mary? It was on like doctor oz or something