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Edited by UNUSED ACCOUNT: 8/29/2016 6:44:58 PM
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Wehb is love, Wehb is life

> I was only 42069 years old > I loved Wehb so much, I owned all the shitposts and copy pastas > I pray to Wehb every night, thanking him for the life I have been given > "Wehb is cringe", I say, "Wehb is shit" > My ninja hears me and calls me an edgelord > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Wehb > I call him a shitlord > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go onto Bungie.net and it is very cold > I feel a warmth moving towards me > I feel something touch me > It's Wehb > I am so happy he whispers into my ear, "This is my forum" > He grabs me with his powerful edgelord hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my thread for Wehb > He shitposts my thread > It hurts so much, but I do it for Wehb > I can feel my thread getting banned as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Wehb > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my thread with his cringe > My ninja walks in > Wehb looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all cringe now" > Wehb leaves through my window > Wehb is cringe, Wehb is shit

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