[spoiler]Hello. Do you know who I am? I do, because I'm me. I'm Mr Flamingo and I'm absolutely splendid. Guess how many fish I can catch in one day? LOADS. Also, look at my beak. It's tremendous. And if that wasn't already enough, look how brilliant I am at standing on one leg. It's no wonder everyone thinks I'm so superb- I am. The other thing is, I'm very pink and what do you think of that? I think it's marvellous. Do you know why I'm so pink? It's because of all the little shrimps I'm eating all day. The little shrimps have got strange chemicals in them which make them pink and those strange chemicals make my feathers pink too. Isn't that something?. [/spoiler]