The year is 2064. After the 69th Amendment gave ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)s the right to vote, you won the presidential election in a landslide. You must now choose your cabinet members from these forums. Ninjas, mentors, and former members are all eligible. [quote]The Cabinet includes the Vice President and the heads of 15 executive departments — the Secretaries of Agriculture, Commerce, Defense, Education, Energy, Health and Human Services, Homeland Security, Housing and Urban Development, Interior, Labor, State, Transportation, Treasury, and Veterans Affairs, as well as the Attorney General.[/quote] -whitehouse.gov Here are my picks: VP: Mad Max- I trust him with the position, but more importantly, there's no way I'll get assassinated if he's my successor. (Accepted) Secretaries: State: Britton-An all-around qualified individual (Accepted) Defense: John Cena-some have called his military tactics a war crime, but I believe drastic measures are necessary to eliminate threats to the American people Commerce: Biosmiley-he'll befriend foreign nations and major corporations in order to establish mutually beneficial trade relationships. Homeland Security: Plasma Eagle-a man who saw active duty during the Desticle Wars Education: The Cellar Door- he's always been happy to flout his knowledge of advanced mathematics. Also, having Kanye's former campaign manager on my cabinet will help to ease party tensions Energy: Solaris-praise the sun Health and Human Services: Bobcast-who better than an actual doctor? (Accepted) Housing and Urban Development: El Burninator- created housing for dozens of Floodian refugees Interior: Daz-those who deny environmental issues or pollute the nation will be banned without warning Transportation: Caboose-he's good with vehicles Treasury: Stosh-so I'll have a scapegoat if the economy tanks Veterans' Affairs: Zoob-after being dishonorably discharged from mentorship, he knows the challenges facing former servicemen and women. Agriculture: Camnator-You know why. Labor: CrazyLincoln-He freed the slaves. Attorney General: Kamots-he has a way of twisting your words that makes you want to admit guilt just so he'll stop talking. If you can't think of that many names, at least give your VP and state, defense, and treasury secretaries.