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11/30/2016 3:00:41 PM
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Warframe: Shia Labeouf Parody

You're walking in a grineer vessel There's no one around and your energy is low Out of the corner of your eye you spot him Shadow Stalker He's following you, about 30 feet back He goes invisible and casts dispel He's gaining on you Shadow Stalker You're looking for your War but a dakhra master robbed you He's almost upon you now and you can see There's hate in his eyes My god there's hate everywhere! Running for your life from shadow stalker He's brandishing a war, it's shadow stalker Lurking in the shadows Sentient Hunhow and Shadow Stalker Avenging the bosses (Shadow Stalker) Killing for sport (Shadow Stalker) Looting all the corpses... Actual Looter-Man Shadow Stalker Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with an insane man You creep silently through the vessel Aha-In the distance, a Supply Locker with energy, hope! You creep silently toward it BUT YOUR HEALTH, AHH, IT'S LOWERED BY A TOXIC!!! Using Medi-Ray (Quiet, Quiet) Walking towards the locker (Quiet, Quiet) Now you're right in front of it Sitting inside, Shadow Stalker Sharpening his war (Shadow Stalker) But he doesn't sense you coming (Shadow Stalker) You're teleporting toward him Sword Dueling, Shadow Stalker Fighting for your life, with Shadow Stalker Wrestling a War from Shadow Stalker Stab it in his warframe Safe at last from Shadow Stalker You walk towards the extraction room Health draining from your last encounter You have beaten, Shadow Stalker... WAIT, THERE'S A LOCKDOWN, STALKER SURPRISE There's a dread to your head, and death in his frame But you can cast your Specter Two-Man fight, Shadow Stalker Legendary Fight with Shadow Stalker Normal Tuesday night, for Shadow Stalker You try to cast Exalted Blade But Stalker's activated his dispel ability He's dodging every shot He parries to the left You counter to the right And pump him in the head You're shooting his frame up now You have just defeated Shadow Stalker His frame kneels before you, motionless You grab your loot and catch your breath You're finally safe, from Shadow Stalker

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